jmv's silly story thread ^_^

[Daddy]

Well a few weeks ago some new girl moved to my school.  I thought she was pretty cute and I wanted to talk to her.  I never found the chance to talk to her in class.  You guys may have noticed I have been a bit more of a jerk in the past few weeks.  Now you know why.   I was upset that I couldn't talk to her, and I wanted to talk to her badly. I would try to find a chance to talk to her everyday.  I could never get that chance.   I was about to give up until last night.   My friend said he could hook us up.   I was really happy, I would finally get the chance to talk to this wonderful girl.  I then realized I didn't even KNOW her name.  I knew this might be a problem but I thought it could add to discussion value. 

Fast forward to today at school.  I arrived early to meet with my friend.  We discussed when I would meet the girl.   He gave me a few pointers and tips.    The bell then rang and I had to head to my first class.  I sat there all period just thinking of what I should say.  I couldn't concentrate.   The bell rank 80 minutes later.  It was time for homeroom,  I was supposed to meet her then.   She forgot she had a meeting with her guidance counselor to discuss some college stuff.  Her friend told me that she said to meet her at lunch.    I then had to sit through 2 more periods waiting for lunch.  The suspense was unbearable. At 12:05 the bell finally rank. It was lunch.  I couldn't find her so I searched for her for about half the lunch period.

Just as I was about to give up, I saw her.  I walked towards her and said "Hi" She then said "Hi, how are you?"  I told her that I was good, I asked her how she was and what her name was.  She replied "When I dance they call me macarena and the boys they say that I?m buena they all want me, they can?t have me So they all come and dance beside me move with me jam with me and if your good i take you home with me A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena
Now don?t you worry ?bout my boy friend the boy who?s name is Nicorino I don?t want him ?cause sent him
he was no good so I - hahaaaaNow, come on, what was I supposed to do ? He was outta town and his two friends were soooo fine"







HEY MACARENA!

[Daddy]

>Topic: jmv's silly story thread ^_^  (Read 54 times)
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[ME##]

bell ranking

[Nyerp]

i think i saw this thread once

[Cookie]

Where is the moral at?

[LCK]

so did you fuck her

[??????]

so did you fuck her

lck why are you so mean
jmv is trying to not remember his 8 year old self anymore 

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Well a few weeks ago some new girl moved to my school.  I thought she was pretty cute...

jailbait

[Selkie]

so what ended up happening

[LCK]

lck why are you so mean
jmv is trying to not remember his 8 year old self anymore 

i'm mean because fuck you, now fuck me

[??????]

i'm mean because fuck you, now fuck me

no
NO

also okay 

[LCK]

>she wants to fuck

[snorkel]

so what ended up happening

I think it's a weird dream sequence thing, probably the fact that two different words are misspelled 'rank' lends interpretive meaning

also once a nicaraguan girl gave me a rock with my name written on it crudely, I thought she wanted to fuck me but she also looked really young

[Hensa]

oh jmv you silly head i lold but i feel kinda silly for it