Hey! It's Nyerp!

[Slim]

The many splendors?  Where the fuck do you go?

porn sites mostly

[Nyerp]

You're college-aged, yet look like a roly-poly middle schooler.

must suck for you that i actually take this as sort of a compliment

slim you make feel young again

[Samus Aran]

inorite

That's how I imagine you to be. You stare at your computer in total indifference, feeling neither fondness nor disgust toward anything you see. What may amuse a simpler man is met with apathy from your cold gaze. While others join together in laughter or indignation toward one of the many splendors they find on the internet, you remain unmoved, your interest completely unaroused. You are a man of few pleasures. You are above it all. You are... Kaz.

oh

[Slim]

must suck for you that i actually take this as sort of a compliment

slim you make feel young again

Yeah, looking younger than you are is great and all, but only if you at least look like an adult. The pre-pubescent look is usually something that people are eager to move past.

whatever makes you feel young and beautiful though, babe. <3

oh

cjlubdoods;

[Nyerp]

looks like someone wants to get fondled