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Started by strongbad, August 13, 2010, 09:25:10 AM

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strongbad

So I just had a small party [red plastic cups] and I ended up falling asleep next to my friend Jacob in my parent's bed (lol it was comfy). So we were on different layers and different sides of the bed, so no contact right. I wake up and I feel this arm on me. I am like god dammit why the fuck is Jacob rubbing against me. I look over and HE ISN'T THERE. WHAT THE FUCK?! My own arm had fallen asleep and I was leaning on that and I was throughly confused for a good minute.

ITT Limbs falling asleep and how crazy it is

Socks

clarity needed on gender of 'jacob'.

strongbad

Quote from: Socks on August 13, 2010, 09:49:36 AM
clarity needed on gender of 'jacob'.


Quote from: Strongbab on August 13, 2010, 09:25:10 AM
So I just had a small party [red plastic cups] and I ended up falling asleep next to my friend Jacob in my parent's bed (lol it was comfy). So we were on different layers and different sides of the bed, so no contact right. I wake up and I feel this arm on me. I am like god dammit why the fuck is Jacob rubbing against me. I look over and HE ISN'T THERE. WHAT THE FUCK?! My own arm had fallen asleep and I was leaning on that and I was throughly confused for a good minute.

ITT Limbs falling asleep and how crazy it is


male giggle;

Samus Aran

Quote from: Socks on August 13, 2010, 09:49:36 AM
clarity needed on gender of 'jacob'.


because it's just so disgusting to sleep on the same bed with a friend of the same gender right

Socks

Quote from: Lain on August 13, 2010, 11:06:18 AM
because it's just so disgusting to sleep on the same bed with a friend of the same gender right


wtf? your frustration and vaginal attitude was not warranted.

Quote from: seuss on August 13, 2010, 11:37:10 AM
stupid question is stupid


and jokes remain... jokes.



ME##

Quote from: Socks on August 13, 2010, 09:49:36 AM
clarity needed on gender of 'jacob'.


understanding of the pronoun 'he' needed for 'socks'

Classic


Samus Aran

Quote from: Socks on August 13, 2010, 11:40:50 AM
wtf? your frustration and vaginal attitude was not warranted.


since when is light sarcasm at your expense "frustration" and "vaginal attitude"  doodhuh;

Selkie

The other day I was dreaming and my arm was broken and I couldn't move it in my dream.

And I woke up, and I was sleeping on it so it was asleep.

Claquesous

It happened to my mom once. Fell asleep on her arm, and when she woke up hours later, she felt an arm beside her. Since it was asleep she couldn't feel it, so she thought somebody else was in the bed with her. She said it startled her until she realized it was hers. When she told me I couldn't stop laughing.

Mando Pandango

Friendly stranger cjlubdoods;

One time that happened to me. My elbow and forearm didn't work but everything above did, it was so strange.
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Zack777

Whenever I wake up and my arms are asleep I'm always afraid they are never going to work again.

Selkie

Quote from: Zack777 on August 13, 2010, 11:09:06 PM
Whenever I wake up and my arms are asleep I'm always afraid they are never going to work again.


SAME

It's so scary

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