Things you experience that most people don't

[Nyerp]

by a longshot

[the shortest route to the sea]

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I work at a hatstand these days, and I end up talking a lot with the other shopowners to kill time. There are some really cool people, older folk who are just nice, people who have been there 35 years, people who do really good animal sound impressions, just fun. The guy who works at the ornament stand is one I've been talking with a lot for a while, especially the fun guy's missing in action. He's easily 3 times my age, maybe more. And we've been talking, and he's so clearly gay, and he very quickly started flirting with me. He asked me out tonight, gave me his number, told me he was free friday. He's also married, to a lady.

[Mando Pandango]

I get to play a video game in front of a large audience against some of the best in the country.

[spoiler]Not until September, but hey it counts.[/spoiler]

[??????]

i get 5-9 crazies that constantly want to be heard but unfortunately they are UNAWARE that i just enjoy their company and ignore most of their problems 

[Nyerp]

Add this to the list.

I work at a hatstand these days, and I end up talking a lot with the other shopowners to kill time. There are some really cool people, older folk who are just nice, people who have been there 35 years, people who do really good animal sound impressions, just fun. The guy who works at the ornament stand is one I've been talking with a lot for a while, especially the fun guy's missing in action. He's easily 3 times my age, maybe more. And we've been talking, and he's so clearly gay, and he very quickly started flirting with me. He asked me out tonight, gave me his number, told me he was free friday. He's also married, to a lady.

how is he "so clearly gay"

[BlackDS]

Sex before I was 10.

rape or love?

[YPrrrr]

rape or love?

Well it wasn't consensual, but jmv didn't really know what was happening

[the shortest route to the sea]

how is he "so clearly gay"

gaydar, man. gaydar. plus the fact that he's spent the last 29 years of his life working at an ornament kiosk. PRETTY GAY.