If you were trapped with...

[Samus Aran]

Kill everyone except the strippers and run away with them, but not before getting us all drunk with the beer and having an orgy.

[Feynman]

Make love to his life-size Presea doll.

[SBKT]

Kill Bassir for doing it. Brutally with my own hands, even. NO TOOLS, BITCH.

[Feynman]

Cum on his face while he's sleeping.

[SBKT]

Wake up and kill him, again.

[V]

Order some pizza, and watch a movie.

[SBKT]

What he said, only, I'd rig a PS2 for Weeaboo games.

Then, we'd probably just end up playing sports games like Racing or Hockey on it.

[Bushy]

Shoot him in the head v;

[V]

Start a gang. ;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[Bushy]

Kick him outta the gang ;

[SBKT]

Destroy the gang by making a youth centre.

[V]

Shoot up the youth center. ;

[Bushy]

Watch V for Vendetta

[V]

Do the same.  v;