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Funny things stupid people can say

Started by strongbad, May 24, 2010, 09:59:04 PM

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strongbad

May 24, 2010, 09:59:04 PM
So today in AP Psychology we were filling out a personality test and one of the questions was like:
"By and large, how comfortable are you with fellow human beings" or something like that, and this kid Troy raised his hand and the teacher called on him and he was like, "When it says 'By', does it mean 'Bi', like as in 'Bi-sexual'." The whole class was roaring with laughter and it made my day.

Samus Aran

May 24, 2010, 10:30:32 PM #1
There was a girl in my high school class that was notorious for saying retarded things. For example, she somehow managed to mix up bats and birds one day when she said "birds is stab backwards."

Also, let's not forget one of our old members, Culo. "Put your balls on with people you know."  hocuspocus;

Mando Pandango

May 24, 2010, 10:50:46 PM #2
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Samus Aran

May 24, 2010, 10:59:32 PM #3
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on May 24, 2010, 10:50:46 PM
Have fun.


I was considering mentioning Lacey in my post, but I remembered Culo and felt he needed to be mentioned more.

Geno

May 24, 2010, 11:02:30 PM #4
:)))))))))))))
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Geno

May 24, 2010, 11:08:11 PM #5
yes hi hello?
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

May 24, 2010, 11:10:26 PM #6

Wrench

May 25, 2010, 10:36:47 AM #7

spaceman

May 25, 2010, 10:39:15 AM #8
Girl in my freshman honors world history class thought Florida was an island.

She was stupid as shit and failed out after the first semester. Everyone else got As and Bs.

l a c e y

May 25, 2010, 04:03:45 PM #9

ME##

May 25, 2010, 04:10:40 PM #10
I remember freshmen year in English there was a dumb girl who would always yell 'I GOT IT!' about three pages after the fact.  n_u
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