who the FUCK brings a huge dog to thanksgiving dinner

[Dullahan]

I like dogs for the most part.

But I do hate the disobedient mutts who piss and shit everywhere and bark all fucking day and night. Usually most of those are unfixed. We used to have these neighbours who owned three dogs at the corner of our street. They would let them outside unsupervised and they would go out and kill our cats.

I swear... if they still lived around here, I would have taken those fuckers to a city 50 miles away from here and dropped them off.

[ncba93ivyase]

I like dogs for the most part.

But I do hate the disobedient mutts who piss and shit everywhere and bark all fucking day and night. Usually most of those are unfixed. We used to have these neighbours who owned three dogs at the corner of our street. They would let them outside unsupervised and they would go out and kill our cats.

I swear... if they still lived around here, I would have taken those fuckers to a city 50 miles away from here and dropped them off.

Uh, if I saw a dog kill a cat I'd kill the goddamn dog.

[Dullahan]

Uh, if I saw a dog kill a cat I'd kill the goddamn dog.

Don't think I wouldn't have done it either. I was still young, but pissed as well. Now that I can drive, if I saw one of those little fuckers (one which killed my favourite cat) came in front of me, I'd intentionally hit them. Cops didn't give a shit about our cats, so they wouldn't have given a shit about those dogs.

[ncba93ivyase]

Don't think I wouldn't have done it either. I was still young, but pissed as well. Now that I can drive, if I saw one of those little fuckers (one which killed my favourite cat) came in front of me, I'd intentionally hit them. Cops didn't give a shit about our cats, so they wouldn't have given a shit about those dogs.

uh well you don't need a car to kill a dog

you can break a couple of ribs with a slingshot, poison it with some pills in meat or chocolate, or just stab the son of a bitch

[Sillbury]

dogs are awesome and all but they belong outside jesus christ

[the shortest route to the sea]

There were friggin' 3 dogs on my Uncle's place in Maine. There was Remy, my dog, a 50 lb black lab with a lot of energy and no brain. There was Benny, Uncle's dog, a 20 lb terrier with so much more energy and ferocity. There was Jack, a 10 lb fluffball who's only purpose was to YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP at everything.

I nearly died. I dislike dogs.

[Socks]

I nearly died. I dislike dogs.

no pussycats there? 

[the shortest route to the sea]

no pussycats there? 

There's something about New Hampshire and a severe lack of felines.

[Daddy]

dogs are better because a cat won't risk its own life if someone breaks in and tries to kill you.

there aren't seeing eye cats or guide cats.

[the shortest route to the sea]

I prefer personality to use.

[Daddy]

cats have no personality

[Socks]

cats have no personality

my cat used to hate sick motherfuckers contaminating the rest of the world with their communicable diseases

and she would attack them 

[Daddy]

cats are monsters

[Nyerp]

prowling beasts