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so guys, it's almost my birthday

Started by Samus Aran, November 26, 2009, 09:50:56 AM

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Houdini

November 26, 2009, 05:07:06 PM #30
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
why did you cut them off?
so the police would stop chasing me. DUH

Samus Aran

November 26, 2009, 05:12:01 PM #31
oh so sort of like how Medea killed her brother Absyrtus and threw his pieces in the water to distract her father, the king of Colchis, as she fled with Jason while the king pursued them

Houdini

November 26, 2009, 05:12:55 PM #32
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:12:01 PM
oh so sort of like how Medea killed her brother Absyrtus and threw his pieces in the water to distract her father, the king of Colchis, as she fled with Jason while the king pursued them
I have no idea what the fuck you just said. I'm immune to Greek tragedy

the shortest route to the sea

November 26, 2009, 05:17:37 PM #33
The Greeks LOVED balls, though!

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

Houdini

November 26, 2009, 05:22:25 PM #34
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 26, 2009, 05:17:37 PM
The Greeks LOVED balls, though!
Oh did they EVER. Those guys made some really wild statues, or so I've been told.

Samus Aran

November 26, 2009, 05:26:19 PM #35
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 26, 2009, 05:17:37 PM
The Greeks LOVED balls, though!


and dicks. their most important god chopped off his dad's dick

i mean really that's pretty badass

Houdini

November 26, 2009, 05:29:11 PM #36
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:26:19 PM
and dicks. their most important god chopped off his dad's dick

i mean really that's pretty badass
Zeus cut of Cronus' dong? Is that seriously in their mythology? I wouldn't be surprised, but still. Damn.

Samus Aran

November 26, 2009, 05:35:26 PM #37
actually i got that wrong, Cronos cut off his dad's dick

who was the sky, but i don't remember his name. the earth, Gaia, told her son Cronos to do it.

then he threw the dismembered penis into the ocean and it formed Aphrodite

Placebo Headwound

November 26, 2009, 05:40:56 PM #38
My ancestors were the most badass story tellers ever. baddood;

Houdini

November 26, 2009, 05:49:45 PM #39
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:35:26 PM
actually i got that wrong, Cronos cut off his dad's dick

who was the sky, but i don't remember his name. the earth, Gaia, told her son Cronos to do it.

then he threw the dismembered penis into the ocean and it formed Aphrodite
god I love Greek mythology

the shortest route to the sea

November 26, 2009, 05:52:12 PM #40
Quote from: Houdini on November 26, 2009, 05:49:45 PM
god I love Greek mythology


But you're immune to the tragedy, huh?

I wonder if modern Greek police are susceptible to balls. Hmm.

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

Nyerp

November 27, 2009, 01:18:45 AM #41
Quote from: Lain on November 26, 2009, 05:12:01 PM
oh so sort of like how Medea killed her brother Absyrtus and threw his pieces in the water to distract her father, the king of Colchis, as she fled with Jason while the king pursued them


Medea Goes to Jail

FAMY2

November 27, 2009, 04:39:31 AM #42

just1more

November 27, 2009, 05:32:20 AM #43
what would you like?  giggle;

LCK

November 27, 2009, 06:28:08 AM #44
travel down south a bit and i've got a present for you
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