shit that i've written.

[j o e i n c]

hahah I don't know why i'm posting this, but whatever.

im bored.  post some thing's you've written.

"I saw your face and wow,
Right then I took a vow,
I'm gonna make love to you,
tonight
I saw your body and damn
That's finer than the finest ham
and I want to make love to you,
tonight
But this is where I break it down
around you I can't ever frown
If I was king, i'd give you crown
and then you passed me in the car
you're a jewel, you're a star
If I was Russia, you'd be Czar
I saw your face and wow,
Right then I took a vow,
I'm gonna make love to you,
tonight
I saw your body and damn
That's finer than the finest ham
and I want to make love to you,
tonight
I want to make love to you,
tonight"

"Shampoo,
Shampoo,
I wish you knew,
shampoo
shampoo
my love for you"

"Drew Carey
Drew Carey
that fat fuck
Drew Carey"

"i say
wham bam
goody and sam
make a cassarole
and fill it with ham
and damn yam
marty and pam
drive down the road
and cook me in a lamb
so woah,
take it real slow
shoot a little blow
and just let it flow
we say:
wham bam
goody and sam
make a cassarole
and fill it with ham
and damn yam
marty and pam
drive down the road
and cook it ina lamb"

"hello little seniorita
i would like a margarita
and so you say your name's anita?
well babe, bring me a hot fajita."

"so im splurtin' out words like the jizz outta dick
you know what you heard and it ain't no trick
so like a cross dressa like my english professa
ill reveal my letters cuz yer all mah debtas"

"courgette zucchini
perhaps some red linguine
and a side of fettuccine
maybe a nice martini
a nice beef stew
if that's what you're in to
if not, i'll see you, 'cause
i've got some hot fondue
throw in some squash pie
spread on some bread,
make it rye
if not, i will die
and bring a bowl of stir fry.
if you can,
apricot
im in need of food for thought
and a cup of ju te cot
pass me that plate of reu mi tot"

"speling is a cage
that restitcs the mind
from thott, and freedum
its in a bind"

"poems that don't rhyme
are hardly
poems at all
PS: fuck robert frost"

"shit,son
look at that rat
it's all yellow
and it's bein laughed at
BUT WAIT
till it evolves
raichu niggggga
it'll shock yo balls"

"i see dat bitch walkin'
wit dat green crazy hair
i think i see him talkin'
to a goddamn brown bear
so's i walks over
to the fool
thinkin im hella cool
gonna use him like a tool
cuz im hella cool
but the bitch is a penguin
a penguin
a penguin
the bitch is a penguin
a penguin
a penguin
the bitch is a penguin
a penguin
a penguin"

"i'm in control
with my gold toilet bowl
cuz shittin is my goal
in my gold toilet bowl
shits flyin down the hole
in my gold toilet bowl
my moneys down the hole
but i gots a gold toilet bowl"

"And to me theres been cast
a spell of which
I must
break up my sentences! Oh who are the heathens who cast
such a spell?"

"it all started october 19-17
Bolsheviks be bustin up dem ho's
gonna make a communist ma-chine
dem white russian niggas sho does blow
so were gonna (crank dat petrograd)
and were gonna (crank dat Dimitrovgrad)
were gonna (crank dat Dzerzhinsky)
cause were gonna be goin on a killin spree
so were gonna collectivize this big red land
just like we all did plan
so watch us roll this gulag thang
cause were the reds, nigggga,
the killa red gang
so were gonna (crank dat petrograd)
and were gonna (crank dat Dimitrovgrad)
were gonna (crank dat Dzerzhinsky)
cause were gonna be goin on a killin spree"

"this black man walked past
he stole my bike
my woman
and the like"

"this poem thing sucked
really bad
it didnt rhyme well"

[spaceman]

"it all started october 19-17
Bolsheviks be bustin up dem ho's
gonna make a communist ma-chine
dem white russian niggas sho does blow
so were gonna (crank dat petrograd)
and were gonna (crank dat Dimitrovgrad)
were gonna (crank dat Dzerzhinsky)
cause were gonna be goin on a killin spree
so were gonna collectivize this big red land
just like we all did plan
so watch us roll this gulag thang
cause were the reds, nigggga,
the killa red gang
so were gonna (crank dat petrograd)
and were gonna (crank dat Dimitrovgrad)
were gonna (crank dat Dzerzhinsky)
cause were gonna be goin on a killin spree"

Greatest

Poem/Rap/whatever/etc

Ever.

[the shortest route to the sea]

I SAW YOUR FACE

AND WOW!


Why are all of these loosely based on memes and Russian