OFFICIAL womanly female discussion topic

[Nyerp]

fat girls cut their throats and walk up to the guy, asking him to suck their blood

perfectly normal

[Hippopo]

fat girls cut their throats and walk up to the guy, asking him to suck their blood

perfectly normal

Amen brother!

[Daddy]

wait what?

http://www.finda.com.au/story/2008/10/30/man-wants-to-marry-comic-book-character/

one example. i don't see how this idiocy is any different.  

[ME##]

uh, no?

also what the hell me86, how do you not know what twilight is about? even though it's absolutely fucking terrible, every girl and her mother and grandmother fucking splooges over it

The only people I've encountered who splooge over it is my physics teacher and the girls who sit in the front of the room.  When they get off topic on Twilight, the whole class starts talking amongst themselves so I never hear anything beyond 'What did you think of the movie?' or 'What is your favourite book?'.

[Classic]

Hippo we've been over this.

You're not a girl.  

The only people I've encountered who splooge over it is my physics teacher and the girls who sit in the front of the room.  When they get off topic on Twilight, the whole class starts talking amongst themselves so I never hear anything beyond 'What did you think of the movie?' or 'What is your favourite book?'.

Good thing she sits up front. 

[Hippopo]

Hippo we've been over this.

You're not a girl.  

Oh 

[Classic]

Oh 

You can be if you'd like. 

[Hippopo]

You can be if you'd like. 

Would you still love me if I had a vagina? 

[Classic]

Would you still love me if I had a vagina? 

Of course. 

[Hippopo]

Of course. 

Okay

[YPrrrr]

Of course. 

This is a lie

[Sillbury]

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[Houdini]

Whenever my period starts before I expect it, I just tell people I spilled spaghetti on my crotch.

[?????]

That's a great one Houdini. I always believe it.

[Nyerp]

my period's late what do i do