OFFICIAL womanly female discussion topic

[Dullahan]

I took a piss today with the door open, sister walked by and I said what up bitch?

Because I am a man.

Hardcore pimpin'?

[Daddy]

I eat steak because I am a man.

[Sillbury]

I think it's time to give this thread spark

so let us speak in rhymes and all have a lark

[YPrrrr]

A truly manly man is not a poet

unless he is trying to get his tool wet

[Sillbury]

this is untrue a real man can tune

even arnold schwarzenegger is not immune

[YPrrrr]

fine, we shall play your little phonetic game

let's see if it has merit beyond obtaining a dame

[Classic]

Alright Aubrey, that was pretty lame.
You're playing with rhyming as if it's a game.
Kaz, I'm sure, would be utterly ashamed.

[Socks]

So analyze me, surprise me, but can't magmatize me
Scannin while you're plannin ways to sabotage me
I leave em froze like her-on in your nose
Nas'll rock well, it ain't hard to tell

i love Nas 

[YPrrrr]

Alright Aubrey, that was pretty lame.
You're playing with rhyming as if it's a game.
Kaz, I'm sure, would be utterly ashamed.

Obviously Tyler you have no clue
if you think I care about that weeaboo

[Wrench]

what the christ is with the rhyming
posting this now would be really good timing

[Sillbury]

sit down my children, let me tell you a tale
about how your bro spork encountered a whale

a long time ago, okay maybe last year
i'd say once again i had far too much beer

i found my self in a bar, on the dance floor infact
and as per usual i had no dignity intact

up walks this gal with a face made of beauty
though her body didn't match, i still new my duty

she grinds up real close in the darkness of the floor
i could totally tell this bitch was a whore

looking back i can tell we both had too much booze
but oh what the hell, i had nothing to lose

i soon found her hand right down my pants
my hands up her shirt, hey, i saw my chance

then here comes the kicker, my friend informs me
that her boyfriend's over there, and he's built like a tree

now to be fair, i could easily take this dude
if there were fifteen of me and his hands were glued

my mate grabs me by the arm and we head to the can
then climbed out the window, it was quite a good plan

so heed my advice men, carfully pick out your ho's
and let us share similar stories here, just like true bros

[Socks]

Since you started this game and told us your story,
I shall return you the favor with my own bit of glory.

It was many moons ago on a dark frigid night,
That I saw a young beauty of the rarest delight.

We were both young and free and perhaps a bit high,
And the next thing I know I was rubbing her thigh.

Inside her dorm I found it comfy and so very warm,
So she took off her clothes and showed me her form.

Needless to say, I was aroused, and it showed,
For my humble solider popped out of his abode.

I reached for a gentle grab and it felt oh so good,
By this time Socks was rocking just straight up wood.

We commence with the foreplay and kiss here and there,
And I whisper her to get ready, sheââ,¬â,,¢d better prepare,
For a ravaging so intense it would give Lacey a scare.

And then came a twist, an unexpected little snare,
That robbed me of pleasure and caused me to swear.

She says sheââ,¬â,,¢s a virgin, and she shakily states,
That I must commit, as my dick starts to pulsate.

Donââ,¬â,,¢t worry my friends this I donââ,¬â,,¢t do, do not despair,
Because I still find a way to recover from this scare,
By eliciting a quick suck and I think a fair share,
Of bodily comfort through a tongue from a just flare.

In the end all was not bad, considering the circumstance,
So remember to never dance at their so called ââ,¬Ëœromanceââ,¬â,,¢.

Come hell or high water you must have your say,
Because youââ,¬â,,¢re a man, and a man gets his way,
So go out there and play, and get your dick wet,
And never ever ever let them cause you to fret.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

oh, so now it's a manly music thread

[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmhjmYI8p7E[/youtube][/spoiler]

[rdl]

[spoiler]B-O-Y-A-H
B-O-Y-A-H
B-O-Y-A-H

And Boyah was his name, oh![/spoiler]

[YPrrrr]

[spoiler]B-O-Y-A-H
B-O-Y-A-H
B-O-Y-A-H

And Boyah was his name, oh![/spoiler]

oh doesn't rhyme with H