ITT: One thing about yourself nobody you know in real life knows about.

[Target]

I'm in love with someone.

[l a c e y]

No one around me in real life actually knows about my preference for bigger women.

I guess my parents will find out when I finally bring one home.

I thought you were gay though?

[ME##]

I thought you were gay though?

Where did you get that idea from? 

[Samus Aran]

Mm...Hensa knows pretty much everything about me that I can think of, really. I guess there's things that nobody other than her in real life knows, though, like me being bi.

[??????]

Possiblé

Hey guys, JMV __ in __ and got __.
He also __ that __ was ___ and that's how it all went.

[Daddy]

Hey guys, JMV __ in __ and got __.
He also __ that __ was ___ and that's how it all went.

OMG MADLIBS


Hey guys, JMV killed a man in 1999 and got away with it.
He also hired to assassinate a dictator thatcertainly was successful and that's how it all went.

[just1more]

Oh! Another thing that nobody knows about me... For whatever reason, whenever I get really turned on in a romantic way, as opposed to a sexual way, I sneeze. Sort of like the way Stan would always puke whenever Wendy would talk to him on South Park, except I would sneeze instead of puke. :p

does this happen to anyone else? 

[Daddy]

Oh! Another thing that nobody knows about me... For whatever reason, whenever I get really turned on in a romantic way, as opposed to a sexual way, I sneeze. Sort of like the way Stan would always puke whenever Wendy would talk to him on South Park, except I would sneeze instead of puke. :p

does this happen to anyone else? 

sometimes i got a boner lol

[Oh]

 That I go on forums and that I have an actual fear of zombies. 

[Cookie]

Hey guys, JMV fucked in first grade and got aids.
He also killed a man that ate his dog and was not sorry and that's how it all went.

You never told me which were verbs and which were nouns. 

MADLIB THREAD?

[Nyerp]

i caught the gay

[ME##]

i caught the gay

you too? ;-;

[Nyerp]

you too? ;-;

yeah, the anal sores are the worst part

[Pyrate]

I'm infatuated with a man old enough to be my father.

[Nyerp]

I'm infatuated with a man old enough to be my father.

who?!