Things you should have seen coming.

[Petro]

Met JMV on a certain torrent site today.   
People telling me not to quit my day job 

[Mando Pandango]

Your mother. I mean really, you should've seen her.

[Daddy]

Met JMV on a certain torrent site today.   
People telling me not to quit my day job 

I found Hybrid_Demon from Outsider there too.

[Samus Aran]

me feeling like shit and not going to class after a night of staying up too late combined with a cold that keeps getting worse

[the shortest route to the sea]

Me going on Boyah and staying on too long and putting myself in a box and feeling sorry for myself

[YPrrrr]

Homeless people asking for more money after I already gave them some

[Socks]

ticket after smirking at the cop and only turning down my music when he asked 

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

An itchy rash after a night in the big city.

[Classic]

My boyfriend calling me a fatfuck. 

[Feynman]

The anxiety that comes with the anticipation of a whole new school year, the burden of aspiring to be in more of my girlfriend's classes, the regret of not taking more AP classes, the stress of day-to-day commutes between school and home, and the preservation and survival of my rather healthy romantic relationship.

Sometimes I just think too much, and not act fast enough.

[Veal]

That semi.

[Dullahan]

Kuwait.