Omegle

[Placebo Headwound]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?
Stranger: wat?
You: An Oxford Comma,
You: Who gives a fuck about it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone doesn't like Vampire Weekend.

[Hiro]

holy god i just happened to find a Mando Diao fan

[strongbad]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?
Stranger: wat?
You: An Oxford Comma,
You: Who gives a fuck about it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone doesn't like Vampire Weekend.

maybe he gave a fuck

[Placebo Headwound]

i have to admit, this is actually kind of fun when you find someone who actually wants to talk.

I just found a guy like that and we talked about music and other random crap and he linked me to his technical metal band's music and it's actually relatively good.

[Selkie]

Stranger: just a small town girl....
You: living in a lonely world...
Stranger: she took the midnight train goin anywhere.....
You: just a city boy...
Stranger: born and raised in south detroit......
You: he took the midnight train going anywhere...
Stranger: he seen her in a smokey room.....
You: smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Stranger: for a moment they can share the night......
You: it goes on and on and on and on oohhh....
Stranger: DONT STOP....... BELIEVIN
You: i love you
Stranger: HAHA
You: that was perfect
You: we got the whole first verse down
Stranger: it was lol
Stranger: so whats up?
You: nothin much
You: u>
Stranger: not much.... m/f?
You: m
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol.

[Hippopo]

I want someone to creep on me or at least disconnect on me!! AHHH!!  I've done 10 straight convos that lasted forever...  They usually go like this:

Stranger: hows it going
Stranger: EXPALLIARAMUS!
You: NO
You: My wand D:
Stranger: MUAHAHAHAHA
You: MY ONE AND ONLY WAND
Stranger: YOUR DEFENSELESS!
Stranger: MY CHANCE TO ATTACK!
You: I WILL KILL YOU!
Stranger: TAKE THAT BACK
You: WITH MY BARE HANDS!
Stranger: THIS INSTANT
You: NEVER!
You: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Stranger: aoifdsioghaglj
You: dlfkjasldfkjs
Stranger: hi
You: >.>
Stranger: hows it going
You: You can't just take my wand and be all friendly
You: IT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, FOOL!
Stranger: oh i thought i said i was sorry!
Stranger: jeepers..
You: No
Stranger: 8D
You: No apology was made
Stranger: well
You: I DEMAND IT
Stranger: to stranger, my sincerest apologies go out to thee for disarming thee while you had no clue that i was going to do it.
Stranger: m / f?
You: Forgiven
Stranger: yes!
You: Mmmmmmmmmaaaaaaallllllllleeee fe
Stranger: whats a male fe
Stranger: is that a new type of mammal?
You: You don't know?
Stranger: Do tell!
You: What do they teach in schools?!
Stranger: idk i never listen!
You: Well, if humans were amphibians, it would kind of be like a frog.. But kind of like a toad... You know.
You: YOU KNOW
You: Bro
Stranger: now that ya mention it, yea... yea i do know!
You: See
Stranger: HOW SILLY OF ME BEING SO FOOLISH

Stranger: NEVER WILL IT HAPPEN AGAIN
You: SO FOOLISH!
You: WHEN YOU KNEW ALL ALONG!
Stranger: BLASPHEMY!
You: I KNOW!
You: WAIT
You: ...
You: >.>
Stranger: wAT

Stranger: WAT

You: <.<
You: Psst
You: ...
Stranger: *whispering voice*
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: WHAT IS IT
You: >.>
You: <.<
You: Can you keep a secret?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: they call me honest charles
You: Avada Kedavra!
Stranger: ASLDFJKOISFGJSLGKJDS

[Hippopo]

As soon as I posted that, now I get the sex ones! Haha.

[Bushy]

Stranger: just a small town girl....
You: living in a lonely world...
Stranger: she took the midnight train goin anywhere.....
You: just a city boy...
Stranger: born and raised in south detroit......
You: he took the midnight train going anywhere...
Stranger: he seen her in a smokey room.....
You: smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Stranger: for a moment they can share the night......
You: it goes on and on and on and on oohhh....
Stranger: DONT STOP....... BELIEVIN
You: i love you
Stranger: HAHA
You: that was perfect
You: we got the whole first verse down
Stranger: it was lol
Stranger: so whats up?
You: nothin much
You: u>
Stranger: not much.... m/f?
You: m
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol.

Oh God did I lol

[Thyme]

Stranger: just a small town girl....
You: living in a lonely world...
Stranger: she took the midnight train goin anywhere.....
You: just a city boy...
Stranger: born and raised in south detroit......
You: he took the midnight train going anywhere...
Stranger: he seen her in a smokey room.....
You: smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Stranger: for a moment they can share the night......
You: it goes on and on and on and on oohhh....
Stranger: DONT STOP....... BELIEVIN
You: i love you
Stranger: HAHA
You: that was perfect
You: we got the whole first verse down
Stranger: it was lol
Stranger: so whats up?
You: nothin much
You: u>
Stranger: not much.... m/f?
You: m
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol.

I have it as Rock Band DLC.

[Geno]

I have it as Rock Band DLC.

I almost got that but I thought it might not be that fun to play

[Lozal]

You: Frank Zappa is my lord and savior.
Stranger: wanna cyber and i'll be Frank Zappa
You: lolwtf
Stranger: hello im Frank Zappa, im all wet can i come in
You: okay seriously, that made my night. I just laughed so hard
You have disconnected.

The sad part is that I don't know if he was kidding or serious.

[Sam]

The idea of chatting one-on-one with a stranger doesn't intrigue me. In fact, i kinda scares me. I'll stay away.

[NOA_Haunted]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Are you black?
Stranger: no
You: Good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NOA_Haunted]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: helllllo
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good u?
You: pretty good
Stranger: cool
Stranger: m/f?
You: f u?
Stranger: male or female
You: female u?
Stranger: male
You: age?
Stranger: 21
You: nice
Stranger: still a virgin
You: ha
Stranger: u?
You: am i still a virgin?
Stranger: yes
You: no i lost my virginity before you were even born
Stranger: wwwwwwoooooooooooowwwwww
You: Yup
You: I'm 55
Stranger: REALLY????
You: Yeah is that a problem?
Stranger: no iv never talked to anyone yhis old on omegle before.
You: Oh
You: Well i like cocks
Stranger: oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.