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I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE

Started by Daddy, August 13, 2009, 05:36:29 PM

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 "Okay, Lawlz, this is how I'm starting off. I hate you. Yeah, sure, call me an idiot, hating someone over the internet. Yeah, I admit it's pretty stupid, but when someone is like you, it's just so hard not to. I'm going to be going over a few things. First, the fact that you're an asswipe. Second, the fact that you're an asswipe. Yeah, that's what I'll be going over. Now here's why I think that you're: A. An asswipe. B. An asswipe.

Lawlz, someone as ugly as you who wouldn't post pictures of them self when they obviously have ways of getting them online can't possibly be able to get "some". And no, drawing a picture doesn't count either. Don't even say you don't have a camera either, I've seen your room panoramic. Hell, you could be SO Craging ugly and just draw your silhouette along with filling in your hair and say that it you're beautiful. It would fool people, like you somehow manage to do great.

You might say that you don't ever make up fake stories that you've gotten "some". But let's see. I would quote another thread, but the old database isn't here. Hell, some of that stuff may be why you don't want to bring all that stuff back here. Some of us have actually had these things called girlfriends, and we don't need you replacing the names of your favorite anime characters with your name and call it a day that left you un-virginified."


"My stories are always true, my little friend."

-Lawlz

"Stories like when you said you almost got some with some chick at your school? Hey, Lawlz, this girl probably ends with .jpg and was drawn by some old Chinese fellow who lives in his mothers basement, so I'm not even going to go there. I'll try not to cut off any more paragraphs this short. I'm reminding myself of you."

"Then in one of your polls, you made this an option for seeing whether everyone picked Boy or Girl for their gender in the newest Pokemon game. "Both (IM A VIRGIN)". This ties into this, and also for you being a massive hypocrite."


"I'm also quite proud of the fact I only like about 4 anime series and have never even to have any sex whatsoever." -Lawlz


"Great, you never claimed you have sex. Uh, you basically claimed that you weren't a virgin by voting for "girl" on your poll? Eh, figures. You probably just wanted to fapturbate to the tiny 16 by 16 pixil sprite that you would be looking at as you roamed the land of Sinnoh for the next few months. This ties into is what I'm talking about next, something probably everybody saw coming. I just forged this one up, but you guys should all be pretty familiar with this kind of thing."

One day in the Invitation Thread...

"I heard a word that commonly refers to a girl. You're inviting them, right?"

-Lawlz

"So you can't talk to girls in real life, so you try and lure them to this internet forum and try to dazzle them with your sexy silhouette drawings, neato innuendos, and amazing amount of sexual knowledge that you've gotten from watching all that hentai and CP? You know, that might be great and all, but yeah, that's not going to work. Flirting with girls on the internet might raise your e-self esteem, but it sure doesn't make you any more of a person that you already are, as insignificant as you are annoying."

"Now to see if I can get the C.Mongler fellow to recite this and stick it on Youtube. Maybe we'll get one of those video responses from Lawlz and we can all have signatures of you too."

-Lawlz

Walter

aww, for a second there I thought I was important enough to be mentioned.  >.<

Zack777


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The artist formally known

Quote from: Khadafi on August 13, 2009, 05:45:06 PM
it's copypasta from link332's thread on outsider
god link332 sucks balls

l a c e y


Chris (JayJay)

"PARROTHEAD, you are a stupid shithead. seriously, you have this really annoying psuedo intelligent complex going on with you man. holy fuckaluckadingdong dude, in all honesty, you're the biggest loser here. "hey guys im going to insult a bunch of people on the internet hrufdurf im so god damn funny and original im so tough" when you're some weak punk ass white boy who gets the living shit beat out of him everyday for being such a pussy bitch. in reality you're a fucking virgin who, above all things, tries to make himself feel better about himself by internet anonymity. Congratulations, nobody knows how much of a loser you are over the internet. Or do they? kiss my ass you fucking tool."

lol i'm not even white haven't been a virgin since last may  doodella;

and why is my name always linked? |:

FAMY2

I can just feel the love.   giggle;

Walter

Quote from: PARROTHEAD on August 14, 2009, 10:39:32 AM
"PARROTHEAD, you are a stupid shithead. seriously, you have this really annoying psuedo intelligent complex going on with you man. holy fuckaluckadingdong dude, in all honesty, you're the biggest loser here. "hey guys im going to insult a bunch of people on the internet hrufdurf im so god damn funny and original im so tough" when you're some weak punk ass white boy who gets the living shit beat out of him everyday for being such a pussy bitch. in reality you're a fucking virgin who, above all things, tries to make himself feel better about himself by internet anonymity. Congratulations, nobody knows how much of a loser you are over the internet. Or do they? kiss my ass you fucking tool."

lol i'm not even white haven't been a virgin since last may  doodella;

and why is my name always linked? |:


Because you are a unique and special individual.  cjlubdoods;

Kalahari Inkantation


Linkjge

Quote from: Khadafi on August 13, 2009, 05:36:29 PM
[you], you are a stupid shithead. seriously, you have this really annoying psuedo intelligent complex going on with you man. holy fuckaluckadingdong dude, in all honesty, you're the biggest loser here. "hey guys im going to insult a bunch of people on the internet hrufdurf im so god damn funny and original im so tough" when you're some weak punk ass white boy who gets the living shit beat out of him everyday for being such a pussy bitch. in reality you're a fucking virgin who, above all things, tries to make himself feel better about himself by internet anonymity. Congratulations, nobody knows how much of a loser you are over the internet. Or do they? kiss my ass you fucking tool.

what the fuck

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