FUUUUUUCK WISCONSIN, FUCK DETROIT.

[applesauce]

Them bitches be a'cock-blockin our shit and stealing our monies. First Wisconsin's all "come through here bros, it'll be a good time, plus there is Milwaukee" but Rochester was throwing a shit and T-Paw was trying to look like the good conservative parent for the national media and donors, we we had to tell Wisconsin and LaHood that we'd have to catch up with em in a second once we figured our shit our, and they were all like "yeah, it's chill dood, take your time, we know how it is" but then the fucking Scott Walker dickwad came along and shat on everyone's face like he's so awesome. Fuck. But then it seemed like the dickheads down in Florida and Ohio had saved the day, and Dayton had his secret Iowa meeting and LaHood was like " : / ". So it was a long shot and I thought maybe he might come through or Scott Walker would stop being a douche but NO THEY FUCKING PICKED DETROIT AND GODDAMNED DES MOINES. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT EVEN IS DES MOINES. Also DETROIT IS A PIECE OF SHIT. I mean no one even lives there anymore the only fucking people are crackheads and people for ruin porn. Goddamn. And the whole fucking bitch of the matter is the feds ain't gonna have shit no more. I mean it's fucking bullshit. Every single fucking thing showed the most growth and the most initial (outside of St. Louis) as us. Fucking DES MOINES? Fucking KANSAS CITY? Fucking DETROIT? What the hell is this-- and the acquisitions: seven ficking states in MMRRI: IL, IN, IA, MI, MO, and two other goddamned bullshit places that I can't even remember? Fucking bullshit, I tell you.

FUCK YOU WISCONSIN AND YOUR BITCH-ASSSED GOVERNOR. FUCK YOU.

[snoorkel]

part of the reason why I am moving to the exceptionally bankrupt Kingdom of Kalifornia

...to pay high state taxes

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I don't believe in high-speed rail outside of the Northeast Corridor.
For high-speed rail to take off in America, we need to wait for the inevitable government consolidation of all our airlines, AmAir.

[YPrrrr]

Well at least he's getting recalled asap

[FAMY2]

I live in Mi and can't figure out why we are getting one.   

PS there are still good people in Detroit.   

[YPrrrr]

Also I wanted high speed rail, wtf guys

[ME##]

Des Moines is a p. weird place

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And just imagine the accompanying enlargement of the TSA