The Epic of Foolipus

[Hiro]

7:02 am - It is now light enough to see, so that I may write this. My name is Jasomeil Foolipus, and if you are reading this, I may already be dead. The revolution has begun; they took my aunt and uncle and murdered my cousin before my very eyes. Through a bit of luck and fate however, I escaped their clutches after falling into a coal train passing by just down the side of the mountain we lived on. There are explosions everywhere. More info later.

[Travis]

Shut the fuck up.

[Classic]

We have an Art board for stories, Hiro.

[Hiro]

God dammit you guys are dicks. 

[Travis]

God dammit you guys are dicks. 

You post dumb shit threads every single day

[rdl]

One night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard chaos at the end of her street. they went down to find out what was happening. they learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. so they quickly run home and bolt everything down. everything settles down for a while then they started hearing weird noises coming from outside. they let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a closet. the man was really outside and found a window that had a broken bolt. he crept in quietly. the girls were scared crapless. he walked into the room and opened the closet, the girls screamed and ran in separate directions. four of the girls went downstairs and locked the cellar door, that was right above the bathroom. He caught the fifth girl and took her into the bathroom, raped her, and skinned her alive. her friends heard her die that night but couldnt do anything about it. they listened to her scratching the door to get out. in the morning when he had fled, the remaining went into the bathroom. There engraved into the wall was her message: "how could you have let me die" they looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that skinned her. If you dont repost this (pass the story on) the man will skin you alive too, because they havent caught him yet. And the girl will make sure you will die, so she can pass on the tale. Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma soto balca" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you send this on, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.