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Started by Kalahari Inkantation, June 08, 2009, 03:37:21 PM

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Commander Fuckass

June 08, 2009, 08:15:28 PM #30
Quote from: Bassir on June 08, 2009, 04:17:55 PM
Yeah... akudood;

So there's this girl I like, and she likes me back. This is certainly a first; I think I might have a heart. How is this possible?
Mr. Grinch  bassir;
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Kalahari Inkantation

June 08, 2009, 08:17:43 PM #31
Quote from: Cyanide on June 08, 2009, 08:13:34 PM
You were scared of a woman?  Ha.  Haha.  Hahaha.

i was terrified akudood;

strongbad

June 08, 2009, 08:55:20 PM #32
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 08, 2009, 08:17:43 PM
i was terrified akudood;

It's okay. Women are scary doodthing;

ME##

June 08, 2009, 08:57:10 PM #33

the shortest route to the sea

June 08, 2009, 09:02:05 PM #34
Quote from: Henry Hatsworth on June 08, 2009, 08:55:20 PM
It's okay. Women are scary doodthing;


We'll fuck you up, we will!

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

[hedy]Zidone

June 08, 2009, 09:25:43 PM #35
About two weeks or so ago some wacky guy came up to my house at about 10:00 AM, claimed he was a court officer or some shit, and started asking for my dad. I tell him my dad lives in Missouruh (but he used to live here so the guy got the wrong address or something) and that I'm unable to give an exact address (I could have referred him to my sister but I don't know her number lol  akudood;). So he should go away, right?

lol NOPE

He refuses to believe me "because I'm a minor", and asks if there was anyone in the house over the age of 15 (nice job estimating my age, dummy), keeps saying he can't hear me (I was talking to him through a window, but I was nearly yelling) and after about 10 minutes of this bullshit, he leaves and drives off in a black car with suspiciously well-tinted windows. baddood;

i spent the rest of the day with my curtains closed

Veal

June 08, 2009, 10:52:37 PM #36
Quote from: Pqqu on June 08, 2009, 09:02:05 PM
We'll fuck you up, we will!

I'm going to hit you.

Infel

June 09, 2009, 05:51:17 AM #37
Quote from: Pqqu on June 08, 2009, 09:02:05 PM
We'll fuck you up, we will!
No you won't.

YPrrrr

June 09, 2009, 06:47:05 AM #38
Sometimes I'm glad I live in the middle of nowhere
Quote from: Cyanide on June 08, 2009, 08:13:34 PM
You were scared of a woman?  Ha.  Haha.  Hahaha.

You sexist pig baddood;

Daphnia

June 09, 2009, 09:57:20 AM #39
There are these things called cordless headsets they have for phones.

Nyerp

June 09, 2009, 10:04:34 AM #40
return the slab, or suffer the curse

the shortest route to the sea

June 09, 2009, 10:06:31 AM #41
Quote from: Veal on June 08, 2009, 10:52:37 PM
I'm going to hit you.


Oh no please don't hit me oh god I haven't done anything please

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

Kalahari Inkantation

June 09, 2009, 12:21:03 PM #42
Quote from: Daphnia on June 09, 2009, 09:57:20 AM
There are these things called cordless headsets they have for phones.
I thought about that, but I didn't see one on her. And that still doesn't explain why she approached me. akudood;

Commander Fuckass

June 09, 2009, 03:19:31 PM #43
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 09, 2009, 12:21:03 PM
I thought about that, but I didn't see one on her. And that still doesn't explain why she approached me. akudood;
giggle; lil tec was scared
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