if you met me in real life what would you do?

[Hiro]

I'd say "Holy shit, Steve Urkel!" and then ask for a picture and autograph.

[Samus Aran]

I would have rough, kinky sex with you, involving mentos and a bendy straw.

[Mettalik]

I would have rough, kinky sex with you, involving mentos and a bendy straw.

Bullllsshiiittt
he said that same line to me. Let me tell you: his dick is the roll of mentos

BITCH 

[Lex Luthor]

Because he's an idiot.

I'd link you to his youtube channel to prove it, but it looks as though he's deleted all his videos. They were all pretty embarrassing, so I can't blame him.

Yay slims back!! 

[Lex Luthor]

Can't this idiot get some love?

[Bolivian Army]

[Samus Aran]

[Geno]

 
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