what did you learn today

[Skylark]

I thought that as I was typing it. And I just discussed it with Franny. We decided that Abbie would probably go with Mr. Parker because she really likes softball (and Mr. Parker is really into sports) and that Zach, dumb as he is, would live with Parker because she adores him and because his dad calls him a "pussy" for not liking to wrestle.

That's what I learned today

[Hiro]

Aw... So yeah I'll be marrying Parker then

[Skylark]

shush you
no you won't

you guys wouldn't get along 
she said i'm a beautiful poet and she loves everything i write
and that i am the only 16 year old allowed to read Naked Lunch

[Zach]

what kind of bullshit is that

[Nyerp]

what kind of bullshit is that

the pretentious hipster kind

[just1more]

I have learned absolutely nothing. Yet.

Today's been very boring.

[Skylark]

mmmm today I learned that Sharon's "boyfriend type thing" is dumb.

[The artist formally known]

learned that children + arnold = HILARIOUS

[Zach]

the pretentious hipster kind

Yeah, way too much of that at the bookstores I frequent. Nothing I hate more than when I walk into Barnes and Noble and see dipshit wannabe hipster beatniks sipping on cappuccinos while holding pseudo-intellectual conversations.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Yeah, way too much of that at the bookstores I frequent. Nothing I hate more than when I walk into Barnes and Noble and see dipshit wannabe hipster beatniks sipping on cappuccinos while holding pseudo-intellectual conversations.

They sip peppermint tea in my area and orgasm over Ayn Rand.
If you look really hard, you can see the hot air rising off their heads, like heated pavement on a summer afternoon.

[Hensa]

my moms life is in danger.

[Mettalik]

Hiding your feelings is the only way to keep friends close

[Classic]

Today I've learned that people are ignorant and selfish.
Not only do they fail to see how hard we work to please them, they fail to see how they're complete morons.
I've learned that customers are what make me want to indulge in suicidal tendencies.
They are also very rude. Hateful. Snobbish. When they have no reason to be.

Hmmm? Oh, yes. Let's see. You're acting like a total snob in that beat up old car. Look at my car. Nice, isn't it?
You're just like the rest of the poor, pompous republicans. Dooming yourselves to a life of living in your trailer trash.

Also, Sonic is unveiling a bundt cake. 

[rdl]

The Hubble Space Telescope will reenter orbit and break apart before 2013

[Veal]

I learned that you're all cynics and will die alone and restless.