last night.

[Skylark]

Excuse me miss but aren't you underage? 

a little underage

[Mettalik]

I'm disappointed in all of you.

[l a c e y]

i took the day off school today cause i am not feeling so well and i am supposed to have in school suspension today so i didn't wanna sit in there really.

[LCK]

i cannot see lacey's post so i'm just going to assume that she had some rohypnol slipped in her drink and then got consecutively raped by approximately 5 asian guys with penises the size of an average pinky finger

[Meyer Lansky]

Get over it.

[FAMY2]

Get over it.

Lacey or Trevor?   

[Meyer Lansky]

Lacey or Trevor?   

Silly question.

[Selkie]

You're the kind of girl I laugh at and make fun of at parties for being so stupid.

I say girl because it is funnier and more shameful when a girl does it.



lol but don't worry, it's a part of life I guess, I hope you learned your lesson.

[l a c e y]

well i wasn't the only one completely wasted so i wasn't the only one being laughed at.
but yeah i def. learned my lesson big time.

[Sam]

as much as that story disgusted me (ugh I really hate puke), I'm actually really shocked you learned something from it. If it counts for anything, my respect level for you finally rose. 

[l a c e y]

also i am gunna be a douche and say " i haven't smoked sense i said i wasn't going to anymore"
BAM.
i win.