I just destroyed our toilet

[Houdini]

I had two cheeseburgers today and I haven't had a good shit in a while. My toilet has no idea of what's coming.

[Wrench]

All our upstairs bathrooms are clogged because of me. awesome;

I clogged my basement toilet 3 times this year.  awesome;

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I clog mine like twice a week.

I applaud you. We have good toilets. Only clog them when I decide to read too much. Or eat Popeyes chicken with grapefruit juice.  sweat;

[Houdini]

Only clog them when I decide to read too much.

Do you eat books after you read them?

[anus]

What an interesting thread.

I haven't really clogged a toilet. I have had it where I shat (wtf) so much that the shit came out of the water part. awesome;

[mariofreak55]

All our upstairs bathrooms are clogged because of me. awesome;

I clogged my basement toilet 3 times this year.  awesome;

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I clog mine like twice a week.

Fucking fat ass.

ITS NOT MY FAULT I HOLD IT IN UNTIL THE LAST SECOND

[CruelPleasure]

All our upstairs bathrooms are clogged because of me. awesome;

I've only clogged a bathroom once and that was at school.

[SBKT]

All our upstairs bathrooms are clogged because of me. awesome;

I've only clogged a bathroom once and that was at school.

Someone put Juice mix in the stall so it looked like blood. I wonder who did it. Hint hint.