my epic day

[l a c e y]

first i woke up and talked to my dumb boyfriend.
then i went to my friends house and drank and got drunk.
then we went to a club and it was a two hour wait in line.
then we got in and it was PACKED and you could taste peoples sweat in the air.
then we started dancing and i was dancing with a guy then my boyfriend texted me and the dude took my phone and shut it and told me i couldnt text anyone right now and put my phone back into my pocket.
i have a pay as you go phone.
it had five dollars left on it, now it has none and i only texted one person so something happened and now i have no money on my phone to text him and now he's freakin out.
other that that i danced the night away and it was freakin insanely fun.
i had a blast!

[Mettalik]

Excuse me ma`am, did you know that today was...wednesday?

[ME##]

isnt the second statement a little redundant..

[YPrrrr]

Who goes to a club on a wednesday? I mean, Tuesday, sure, but Wednesday?

[l a c e y]

Who goes to a club on a wednesday? I mean, Tuesday, sure, but Wednesday?

it's march break ypr.

isnt the second statement a little redundant..

idk what redundant means.
but whos knows i could have drank and not gotten drunk.

[Daddy]

On the lacey scale, how many intensities of intense is epic?

[YPrrrr]

it's march break ypr.

Oh... then all is understood.

[russell]

you woke up on wednesday morning (presumably) and got drunk and went to a club

Ã,¶) what the fuck clubs are open or full before like 8pm on a weekday
Ã,ª) don't drink and drive, or walk, or get drunk
Ã,º) how did a text massage cost $5

[l a c e y]

On the lacey scale, how many intensities of intense is epic?

from 1 to 10, 10 being the highest it would be like 8

[ME##]

Ã,º) how did a text massage cost $5

it's canada, their telecom companies take nickel and dimming to a new level

[l a c e y]

you woke up on wednesday morning (presumably) and got drunk and went to a club

Ã,¶) what the fuck clubs are open or full before like 8pm on a weekday
Ã,ª) don't drink and drive, or walk, or get drunk
Ã,º) how did a text massage cost $5

it open'd at eight then the dj started at nine.
oh she wasn't drunk, she could drive.
we had another girl with us that was drunk.
a text message didn't cost five dollars.
something happened and took all the money off my phone.
i might have pressed the call button by accident.
so im gunna make my mom gimme money tomorrow for it.

[Mettalik]

Or you could ask politely for money I'm sure she'd be more than happy to give you some. 

[russell]

it's canada, their telecom companies take nickel and dimming to a new level

ohhhh she's canadian?

this explains it all

I'll just think of her like a malnourished eggplant instead of a unintelligent human now

[YPrrrr]

Or you could ask politely for money I'm sure she'd be more than happy to give you some. 

I'm sure she'd be less than happy but less than angry as well

[l a c e y]

Or you could ask politely for money I'm sure she'd be more than happy to give you some. 

well im gunna ask her to buy me a phone card.



ALSO !!!
tomorrow night i'm having friends over and were getting drunk.
and my boyfriend is coming over this weekend and he's buying me hair dye cause i don't like the colour it is right now.