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if i only had a brain

Started by j o e i n c, March 18, 2009, 08:34:53 PM

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j o e i n c

i could not be posting on here,
everything would be so clea-er
if i had some of jane

not wasting my time makin songs,
maybe singing sing-a-longs!
if i only had a brain

gettin' many degrees,
in the trees and with the bees
and maybe fly a plane

building a rocket
that could fit in your pocket
and travel down to spain

living in my palace
shaped like a giant phallus
if i only had a brain

if i only had a brain

Socks


j o e i n c


Mettalik

my friends name is brian want to meet him

FAMY2

We should of done limericks for St Patrick's day.  This is close and well done.

j o e i n c

Quote from: FAMY2 on March 19, 2009, 07:25:36 AM
We should of done limericks for St Patrick's day.  This is close and well done.
whats a lime rick

FAMY2

Quote from: j o e i n c on March 19, 2009, 07:40:14 AM
whats a lime rick

Kind of an Irish poem. Like:

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

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