happy saint patty's day you dicks

[Samus Aran]

No.
Since you're irish, does that mean you're gonna get shitfaced tonight Kaz?

lol no

i didn't even wear green

I may have Irish in me, but I don't care about St. Patrick's Day because I'm not in Ireland and I'm not some sort semi-Irish git who's too proud of his own heritage.

Besides, all I know about my heritage is that I've got a little bit of Irish and a little bit of English. For all I know I could be more Dutch than I am anything else.

[Veal]

No, I wanted to be pinched by all the cute girls

Unfortunately, I forgot no cute girls live in my house

there's a 2 cute girls in my house and we definitely pinched for a few hours if you get what i'm sayin'

[Classic]

All the Irish lassies want me. 
I give them a date rape drug and send them to the bad side of town. 

[Travis]

no 

i don't even have anything green

[YPrrrr]

I think being Catholic is a larger qualifier to celebrating St. Patrick's day than being Irish

there's a 2 cute girls in my house and we definitely pinched for a few hours if you get what i'm sayin'

Yeah, little sisters can be such a pain sometimes

[Hiro]

Yeah, little sisters can be such a pain sometimes

Yeah, especially when they all trying to harvest yo adam 

[Samus Aran]

I think being Catholic is a larger qualifier to celebrating St. Patrick's day than being Irish

yeah but nobody wants to be catholic anyway

[Daddy]

yeah but nobody wants to be catholic anyway

catholics are the coolest christians.

well since jean paul at least

[Veal]

why are catholics the coolest christians they're the most legalistic

[Samus Aran]

catholics are the coolest christians.

well since jean paul at least

catholics are the assholes of christianity

i guess they're also the badasses but still

[Classic]

Christians...

[Daddy]

why are catholics the coolest christians they're the most legalistic

because they aren't stupid their super pope jean paul II was  true nig and accepted evolution  

plus they aren't allowed in the kkk and the crazy right wing groups. i mean biden and kennedy were catholic and pretty cook and don't suck 

catholics are the assholes of christianity

i guess they're also the badasses but still

i'm an asshole too and badasses isn't an emote.

[YPrrrr]

catholics are the assholes of christianity

You'll find a burning cross in your yard tomorrow

Oh wait

i guess they're also the badasses but still

How are Catholics badasses?

yeah but nobody wants to be catholic anyway

Ireland does

why are catholics the coolest christians they're the most legalistic

How are they the most legalistic? They're not the historical leaders of the country and they're generally more open-minded

[Samus Aran]

How are Catholics badasses?

because they have the motherfucking pope

look at that fucking pope hat you can't tell me that shit's not awesome

[Himu]

I'm irish and I didn't even wear green.