My mom doesn't want to compromise.

[Phone Bill]

you're living one of my worst fears

hide that shit in your shirt,
i know if i was a girl i would lol

[Wrench]

oh boo hoo my mom took away my computer because i'm a bad boy and i have to use a shitty cell phone browser ;-;

oh boo hoo boyah's moderators locked my thread for the billionth time because i'm a dipshit ;-;

oh boo hoo this made me cry from laughter ;-;

[Samus Aran]

Do me next

oh boo hoo my friends threw silly putty at me ;-;