dudes

[j o e i n c]

im thinking about leaving boyah and going on a trip to the mountains to practice glassblowing with gnomes

[l a c e y]

gnomes are soo nice.
i want one to put in my room.

[wawi]

gnomes are soo nice.
i want one to put in my room.

I have one in my room

[Ezloﺕ]

i have a nick in my room

[l a c e y]

I have one in my room

i'm gunna barge into your room like a reckless vikiing and steal it.

[wawi]

i'm gunna barge into your room like a reckless vikiing and steal it.

Well I got it as a gift for someone, but I never got around to giving it to them

[l a c e y]

Well I got it as a gift for someone, but I never got around to giving it to them

do you think that a reckless vikiing would care..?

[Slim]

im thinking about leaving boyah ...

Oh god, please don't let this be a joke. OH GOD PLEASE.

[Travis]

tried it, sucked. mining with elves was more fun

[Samus Aran]

tried it, sucked. mining with elves was more fun

dwarves mine, not elves

elves live in forests and shit and are all like oooooh we're elves get out of our village humans

[Phone Bill]

dwarves mine, not elves

elves live in forests and shit and are all like oooooh we're elves get out of our village humans

come on you fuckers, teach me how to use magic

[CutLess]

come on you fuckers, teach me how to use magic

It's all somewhat simple, really.

Start off by committing a felony.  Theft is my personal preference, but you can do whatever you like.  This will result in obvious jail time.

In jail, become a member of the "Thrones and Rugs" clique (not to be confused with the ever popular "Bones 'N' Thugs" gang).  Becoming a member used to involve possessing an immense amount of knowledge pertaining to video games, politics, and philosophical literature; however, they may have changed their rules to accommodate for the larger influx of nerds who sit on their ass and browse 4chan/Reddit/Digg all day.  I would expand meme knowledge, even with the ones I particularly dislike.

After becoming a member, you should be given information to meet "His Magictry," the global head of "Thrones and Rugs."  While I would normally contact you and give you His Magictry's information myself, I realize that most forms of communication are very insecure.  The prescribed method honestly is the best way for you, me, and the whole clique.

Although I can't give you information about His Magictry, I can tell you what will go down during your meeting with Him.  Basically, you'll compliment Him (don't even think about patronizing Him) and ask Him to "give [you] what's coming to [you]."

The rest...Well, the rest should seem pretty obvious.

Enjoy your magical abilities, my friend.