The Boyah Map

[Sam]

alright, my hometown has been up on that map for a long time now and I have yet to be raped

what gives

[ME##]

alright, my hometown has been up on that map for a long time now and I have yet to be raped

what gives

i missed my connecting flight

[Gin]

alright, my hometown has been up on that map for a long time now and I have yet to be raped

what gives

87.6 mi ââ,¬â€œ about 1 hour 37 mins
   
Hillburn, NY 10931
   
1.   Head south on I-87 S
Toll road
      
19.3 mi
2.   Continue on I-287 E (signs for White Plains/I-287/Rye)      
11.3 mi
3.   Take the exit onto I-95 N
Entering Connecticut
      
48.3 mi
4.   Take the exit onto I-95 N toward Providence      
7.7 mi
5.   Take exit 55 for E Main St/US-1 toward N Branford      
0.4 mi
6.   Turn right at E Main St/US-1 (signs for E Main St/N BRANFORD)      
0.1 mi
7.   Turn left to merge onto I-95 S toward New Haven      
0.6 mi
   
Sam




I'm just a little low on gas is all.

[Geno]

alright, my hometown has been up on that map for a long time now and I have yet to be raped

what gives

working on it sammy

[Lozal]

alright, my hometown has been up on that map for a long time now and I have yet to be raped

what gives

hey me neither

but no one wants to rape me

[Daddy]

lol

[Zach]

hey me neither

but no one wants to rape me

Phone number and address, please. 

[Sam]

87.6 mi ââ,¬â€œ about 1 hour 37 mins
   
Hillburn, NY 10931
   
1.   Head south on I-87 S
Toll road
      
19.3 mi
2.   Continue on I-287 E (signs for White Plains/I-287/Rye)      
11.3 mi
3.   Take the exit onto I-95 N
Entering Connecticut
      
48.3 mi
4.   Take the exit onto I-95 N toward Providence      
7.7 mi
5.   Take exit 55 for E Main St/US-1 toward N Branford      
0.4 mi
6.   Turn right at E Main St/US-1 (signs for E Main St/N BRANFORD)      
0.1 mi
7.   Turn left to merge onto I-95 S toward New Haven      
0.6 mi
   
Sam




I'm just a little low on gas is all.

You're the closest one. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I keep thinking this is the Chat Thread.

[Feynman]

You're the closest one. 

Driving directions to Sam
80.6 mi ââ,¬â€œ about 1 hour 35 mins
   
New York 11367

1.   Head west on 71st Ave toward 141st St      
0.1 mi
2.   Continue on 137th St      
0.2 mi
3.   Turn left at Jewel Ave      
0.2 mi
4.   Turn right at 135th St/Park Dr E (signs for I-678/whitestone Bridge/Van Wyck Expy)      
0.1 mi
5.   Merge onto I-678 N/Van Wyck Expy N via the ramp to Whitestone Bridge
Continue to follow I-678 N
Partial toll road
   
7.5 mi
6.   Continue on Hutchinson River Pkwy      
4.0 mi
7.   Take exit 6 to merge onto I-95 N toward New Haven
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut
   
59.7 mi
8.   Take the exit onto I-95 N toward Providence      
7.7 mi
9.   Take exit 55 for E Main St/US-1 toward N Branford      
0.4 mi
10.   Turn right at E Main St/US-1 (signs for E Main St/N BRANFORD)      
0.1 mi
11.   Turn left to merge onto I-95 S toward New Haven

[Zach]

Driving directions to Sam
80.6 mi ââ,¬â€œ about 1 hour 35 mins
   
New York 11367

1.   Head west on 71st Ave toward 141st St      
0.1 mi
2.   Continue on 137th St      
0.2 mi
3.   Turn left at Jewel Ave      
0.2 mi
4.   Turn right at 135th St/Park Dr E (signs for I-678/whitestone Bridge/Van Wyck Expy)      
0.1 mi
5.   Merge onto I-678 N/Van Wyck Expy N via the ramp to Whitestone Bridge
Continue to follow I-678 N
Partial toll road
   
7.5 mi
6.   Continue on Hutchinson River Pkwy      
4.0 mi
7.   Take exit 6 to merge onto I-95 N toward New Haven
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut
   
59.7 mi
8.   Take the exit onto I-95 N toward Providence      
7.7 mi
9.   Take exit 55 for E Main St/US-1 toward N Branford      
0.4 mi
10.   Turn right at E Main St/US-1 (signs for E Main St/N BRANFORD)      
0.1 mi
11.   Turn left to merge onto I-95 S toward New Haven

You need a restraining order.

[Hiro]

Driving directions to Sam
2,532 mi ââ,¬â€œ about 1 day 14 hours
[spoiler]1.   Head west on W Mercer Ln toward N 10th Dr      
456 ft
2.   Slight left at N 10th Ave/N 10th Dr      
0.2 mi
3.   Turn right at W Peoria Ave      
1.7 mi
4.   Turn right at Black Canyon Fwy/Frontage Rd (signs for Flagstaff/I-17)      
0.2 mi
5.   Take the ramp on the left onto I-17 N      
130 mi
6.   Take exit 340A to merge onto I-40 E toward Albuquerque
Passing through New Mexico, Texas
Entering Oklahoma
   
866 mi
7.   Slight right at I-35 N/US-62 E (signs for US-62/Tulsa/Wichita/I-35/I-44)
Continue to follow I-35 N
   
10.0 mi
8.   Take exit 138A to merge onto I-44 E/Turner Turnpike E toward Tulsa
Continue to follow I-44 E
Partial toll road
   
106 mi
9.   Take the exit onto I-44 E toward Turnpike/Joplin
Partial toll road
Entering Missouri
   
379 mi
10.   Merge onto I-55 N      
0.8 mi
11.   Take the exit onto I-55 N/I-70 E toward US-40/Illinois/I-64
Entering Illinois
   
19.2 mi
12.   Take exit 20A to merge onto I-70 E toward Indianapolis
Entering Indiana
222 mi
13.   Take the exit onto I-65 N/I-70 E toward Columbus Oh.
Continue to follow I-70 E
Entering Ohio
   
295 mi
14.   Slight right at I-470 E (signs for Bellaire/I-470)
Entering West Virginia
   
10.9 mi
15.   Merge onto I-70 E
Entering Pennsylvania
   
66.4 mi
16.   Take the exit onto I-70 E/I-76 E toward Harrisburg
Continue to follow I-76 E
Toll road
   
153 mi
17.   Take exit 226 to merge onto US-11 toward I-81/Harrisburg
Partial toll road
   
2.2 mi
18.   Take the exit onto I-81 N toward Harrisburg      
37.0 mi
19.   Slight right at I-78 E (signs for I-78/Allentown)
Partial toll road
Entering New Jersey
   
136 mi
20.   Take the exit onto I-95 N
Partial toll road
   
13.6 mi
21.   Take the exit on the left onto I-95 N toward George Washington Bridge
Partial toll road
Passing through New York
Entering Connecticut
   
75.7 mi
22.   Take the exit onto I-95 N toward Providence      
7.7 mi
23.   Take exit 55 for E Main St/US-1 toward N Branford      
0.4 mi
24.   Turn right at E Main St/US-1 (signs for E Main St/N BRANFORD)      
0.1 mi
25.   Turn left to merge onto I-95 S toward New Haven      
0.6 mi[/spoiler]

Driving directions to Velvet
2,038 mi ââ,¬â€œ about 1 day 6 hours
[spoiler]1.   Head west on W Mercer Ln toward N 10th Dr      
456 ft
2.   Slight left at N 10th Ave/N 10th Dr      
0.2 mi
3.   Turn right at W Peoria Ave      
1.7 mi
4.   Turn right at Black Canyon Fwy/Frontage Rd (signs for Flagstaff/I-17)      
0.2 mi
5.   Take the ramp on the left onto I-17 N      
130 mi
6.   Take exit 340A to merge onto I-40 E toward Albuquerque
Passing through New Mexico, Texas
Entering Oklahoma
   
866 mi
7.   Slight right at I-35 N/US-62 E (signs for US-62/Tulsa/Wichita/I-35/I-44)
Continue to follow I-35 N
   
10.0 mi
8.   Take exit 138A to merge onto I-44 E/Turner Turnpike E toward Tulsa
Continue to follow I-44 E
Partial toll road
   
106 mi
9.   Take the exit onto I-44 E toward Turnpike/Joplin
Partial toll road
Entering Missouri
   
379 mi
10.   Merge onto I-55 N      
0.8 mi
11.   Take the exit onto I-55 N/I-70 E toward US-40/Illinois/I-64
Entering Illinois
   
19.2 mi
12.   Take exit 20A to merge onto I-70 E toward Indianapolis
Entering Indiana
222 mi
13.   Take the exit onto I-65 N/I-70 E toward Columbus Oh.
Continue to follow I-70 E
Entering Ohio
   
171 mi
14.   Slight left at I-670 E (signs for I-670)      
4.9 mi
15.   Take exit 5B on the left to merge onto I-71 N toward Cleveland      
67.5 mi
16.   Take exit 176 toward Wooster      
0.5 mi
17.   Merge onto US-30      
55.9 mi
18.   Take the exit onto I-77 N/US-62 E toward Akron      
2.6 mi
19.   Take exit 106 toward 13 th St NW      
0.2 mi
20.   Turn right at 12th St NW      
0.9 mi
21.   Turn left at Louisiana Ave NW
Destination will be on the right
[/spoiler]

[Zach]

Since everyone else did it:

Driving directions to Sam
1,224 mi ââ,¬â€œ about 19 hours 35 mins
   
Jonesboro, AR 72401
   
1.   Head southwest on Dupwe Dr toward Cenwood Dr      
112 ft
2.   Turn left to stay on Dupwe Dr      
217 ft
3.   Turn left at W Nettleton Ave      
1.5 mi
4.   Turn left at AR-141/S Main St/US-49      
1.2 mi
5.   Turn right at E Johnson Ave/US-49      
2.4 mi
6.   Turn left at AR-1/N Stadium Blvd/US-49
Continue to follow AR-1/US-49
      
18.0 mi
7.   Turn right at W Kingshighway/US-412
Continue to follow US-412
Entering Missouri
      
32.7 mi
8.   Turn right at 1st St/MO-84/US-412
Continue to follow US-412
Entering Tennessee
      
42.8 mi
9.   Continue on TN-3/US-51 N (signs for Union City/US-51)      
30.2 mi
10.   Make a U-turn      
0.1 mi
11.   Turn right at TN-3/US-51      
12.7 mi
12.   Merge onto TN-215 W/US-51 N via the ramp to Purchase Pkwy
Continue to follow US-51 N
Entering Kentucky
      
1.7 mi
13.   Continue on Purchase Pkwy N      
19.9 mi
14.   Take exit 21A for US-45 Byp/Purchase Pkwy toward Mayfield/Paducah      
0.9 mi
15.   Merge onto Purchase Pkwy N/US-45 N      
2.6 mi
16.   Continue on Purchase Pkwy N      
26.7 mi
17.   Take exit 52A to merge onto I-24 E toward Nashville      
16.3 mi
18.   Take exit 42 for Wendell H. Ford Western Kentucky Pkwy/Western Kentucky Pkwy toward Princeton/Elizabethtown      
0.8 mi
19.   Merge onto Western Kentucky Pkwy E      
136 mi
20.   Continue on US-31W      
1.0 mi
21.   Take exit 137B to merge onto I-65 N toward Martha Layne Collins Bluegrass Pkwy/Lexington/Bluegrass Pkwy/Louisville      
2.3 mi
22.   Take exit 93 to merge onto Bluegrass Pkwy E toward Martha Layne Collins Bluegrass Pkwy/Lexington/Bardstown      
71.2 mi
23.   Take exit 72A to merge onto Lexington Rd/US-60
Continue to follow US-60
      
6.4 mi
24.   Take the ramp onto KY-4 N      
5.0 mi
25.   Take the KY-922/Newtown Park ramp to I-75/I-64      
0.2 mi
26.   Merge onto KY-922/Newtown Pike      
1.7 mi
27.   Take the ramp onto I-64 E/I-75 S      
4.0 mi
28.   Take exit 111 on the left to merge onto I-64 E toward Winchester/Ashland
Entering West Virginia
      
169 mi
29.   Take exit 59 on the left to merge onto I-77 N toward I-79/Parkersburg      
1.9 mi
30.   Continue on I-79 N (signs for Clarksburg/I-79)      
148 mi
31.   Take exit 148 to merge onto I-68 E toward Cumberland
Entering Maryland
      
112 mi
32.   Take exit 82B to merge onto I-70 E/US-40 E toward Hagerstown
Continue to follow I-70 E
      
24.7 mi
33.   Take exit 26 for I-81/I-70      
0.7 mi
34.   Follow signs for I-81/Harrisburg and merge onto I-81 N
Entering Pennsylvania
      
96.8 mi
35.   Slight right at I-78 E (signs for I-78/Allentown)
Partial toll road
Entering New Jersey
      
136 mi
36.   Take the exit onto I-95 N
Partial toll road
      
13.6 mi
37.   Take the exit on the left onto I-95 N toward George Washington Bridge
Partial toll road
Passing through New York
Entering Connecticut
      
75.7 mi
38.   Take the exit onto I-95 N toward Providence      
7.7 mi
39.   Take exit 55 for E Main St/US-1 toward N Branford      
0.4 mi
40.   Turn right at E Main St/US-1 (signs for E Main St/N BRANFORD)      
0.1 mi
41.   Turn left to merge onto I-95 S toward New Haven

[Zach]

Oh, this one is fun:

Driving directions to Kaki
10,355 mi – about 37 days 12 hours
   
[spoiler]1303 Dupwe Dr
Jonesboro, AR 72401
1.   Head southwest on Dupwe Dr toward Cenwood Dr      
112 ft
2.   Turn left to stay on Dupwe Dr      
0.6 mi
3.   Turn right at AR-226/Hidden Hill Circle/Woodsprings Rd      
0.1 mi
4.   Take the ramp onto AR-18 W/US-63 N
Continue to follow US-63 N
      
60.4 mi
5.   Continue on AR-175/E Main St/US-412B/US-62B/US-63B
Continue to follow US-63B
      
1.5 mi
6.   Continue straight onto US-63
Entering Missouri
      
75.4 mi
7.   Continue on US-60      
78.1 mi
8.   Continue on MO-360 W      
3.6 mi
9.   Take the exit onto I-44 W toward Tulsa      
50.6 mi
10.   Take exit 18B to merge onto US-71 N toward Kansas City/Carthage      
149 mi
11.   Merge onto I-70 W      
0.2 mi
12.   Continue on US-71 N (signs for St Joseph/I-35/US-71/Des Moines/I-29)      
0.2 mi
13.   Merge onto I-29 N
Entering Iowa
      
180 mi
14.   Take exit 1A to merge onto I-29 N toward Sioux City
Entering South Dakota
      
184 mi
15.   Take exit 84B to merge onto I-90 W
Passing through Wyoming, Montana, Idaho
Entering Washington
      
1,518 mi
16.   Take the exit onto I-405 N toward Everett/Bellevue      
3.6 mi
17.   Take the exit onto WA-520 W      
6.0 mi
18.   Take the Montlake Blvd exit      
0.5 mi
19.   Merge onto Montlake Blvd E/WA-513      
0.3 mi
20.   Turn left at NE Pacific St      
0.7 mi
21.   Continue on NE Northlake Way      
0.2 mi
22.   Turn left to stay on NE Northlake Way      
1.0 mi
23.   Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Hawaii
      
2,756 mi
24.   Slight right at Turtle Bay Hilton      
0.1 mi
25.   Turn left at Kuilima Dr      
0.5 mi
26.   Turn right at HI-83      
10.5 mi
27.   Continue on Joseph P Leong Hwy      
1.9 mi
28.   Slight right at HI-99/N Kamehameha Hwy
Continue to follow N Kamehameha Hwy
      
8.6 mi
29.   Merge onto I-H2 S via the ramp to Honolulu      
8.2 mi
30.   Merge onto I-H1 E      
4.5 mi
31.   Take exit 13B to merge onto HI-78 E/I-H201 E      
4.7 mi
32.   Merge onto I-H1 E      
3.8 mi
33.   Take exit 23 for Punahou St      
0.2 mi
34.   Turn right at Punahou St      
0.1 mi
35.   Turn right at S Beretania St      
0.1 mi
36.   Turn left at Kalakaua Ave      
1.9 mi
37.   Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Japan
      
3,879 mi
38.   Continue straight      
0.3 mi
39.   Turn right      
184 ft
40.   Turn left toward 県道263号線      
0.2 mi
41.   Turn left toward 県道263号線      
0.2 mi
42.   Turn right at 県道263号線      
0.3 mi
43.   Slight left to stay on 県道263号線      
200 ft
44.   Turn left to stay on 県道263号線      
0.3 mi
45.   Turn right at 国道125号線      
0.4 mi
46.   Turn left at 国道354号線      
0.4 mi
47.   Slight left to stay on 国道354号線      
2.0 mi
48.   Turn right to stay on 国道354号線      
1.0 mi
49.   Take the ramp to 常磐自動車道
Toll road
      
0.3 mi
50.   Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京 and merge onto 常磐自動車道
Toll road
      
23.8 mi
51.   Take exit 三郷ＪＣＴ toward 首都高・銀座・湾岸線
Toll road
      
0.7 mi
52.   Merge onto 首都高速6号三郷線
Toll road
      
5.7 mi
53.   Take exit 小菅ＪＣＴ toward 湾岸線・銀座
Toll road
      
0.4 mi
54.   Merge onto 首都高速中央環状線
Toll road
      
0.4 mi
55.   Take exit 堀切ＪＣＴ on the right toward 銀座・箱崎
Toll road
      
0.3 mi
56.   Merge onto 首都高速6号向島線
Toll road
      
5.4 mi
57.   Take exit 江戸橋ＪＣＴ toward 新宿・北池袋
Toll road
      
0.4 mi
58.   Merge onto 首都高速都心環状線
Toll road
      
3.8 mi
59.   Take exit 谷町ＪＣＴ on the right toward 東名・渋谷
Toll road
      
0.3 mi
60.   Merge onto 首都高速3号渋谷線
Toll road
      
6.9 mi
61.   Continue on 東名高速道路
Toll road
      
189 mi
62.   Take exit 豊田ＪＣＴ toward 東海環状・伊勢湾岸道・豊田東出口・土岐ＪＣＴ・四日市・新名神
Toll road
      
0.3 mi
63.   Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 伊勢湾岸道・四日市・新名神 and merge onto 伊勢湾岸自動車道
Toll road
      
19.8 mi
64.   Take the ramp onto 伊勢湾岸自動車道
Toll road
      
12.1 mi
65.   Take exit 四日市ＪＣＴ toward 東名阪道・大阪・伊勢道
Toll road
      
0.6 mi
66.   Merge onto 東名阪自動車道
Toll road
      
13.8 mi
67.   Take exit 亀山ＪＣＴ toward 新名神・京都・大阪
Toll road
      
0.6 mi
68.   Merge onto 新名神高速道路
Toll road
      
30.9 mi
69.   Take exit 草津ＪＣＴ toward 草津ＰＡ・名神・京滋・京都・大阪
Toll road
      
0.2 mi
70.   Take exit 草津ＰＡ on the right toward 名神
Toll road
      
0.5 mi
71.   Merge onto 名神高速道路
Toll road
      
30.1 mi
72.   Take exit 吹田ＪＣＴ toward 中国道・山陽道・宝塚・岡山
Toll road
      
1.1 mi
73.   Merge onto 中国自動車道
Toll road
      
18.8 mi
74.   Take exit 神戸ＪＣＴ toward 山陽道・岡山・徳島
Toll road
      
0.9 mi
75.   Merge onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road
      
192 mi
76.   Take exit 廿日市ＪＣＴ toward 山陽道・岩国・北九州
Toll road
      
0.7 mi
77.   Merge onto 広島岩国道路
Toll road
      
7.4 mi
78.   Take the ramp onto 山陽自動車道
Toll road
      
59.4 mi
79.   Take exit 山口ＪＣＴ to merge onto 中国自動車道
Toll road
      
40.5 mi
80.   Continue on 関門橋
Toll road
      
5.9 mi
81.   Continue on 九州自動車道 (signs for 九州道・福岡・熊本)
Toll road
      
215 mi
82.   Take exit 高速鹿児島ＩＣ toward 鹿児島出口・南九州道・川内・伊集院
Toll road
      
0.2 mi
83.   Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 鹿児島市街 and merge onto 国道3号線
Partial toll road
      
1.4 mi
84.   Slight left at 県道24号線      
0.4 mi
85.   Continue on 中洲通り      
1.1 mi
86.   Turn left at 国道225号線/錦江通り      
0.4 mi
87.   Turn right at 城南通り      
0.5 mi
88.   Turn left      
276 ft
89.   Take the 鹿児島~名瀬~亀徳~和泊~与論~本部~那 ferry
Toll road
      
420 mi
90.   Continue straight      
456 ft
91.   Turn right toward 国道449号線/本部循環線      
0.2 mi
92.   Slight right at 国道449号線/本部循環線
Continue to follow 国道449号線
      
5.9 mi
93.   Turn right at 国道449号線/本部循環線      
1.8 mi
94.   Turn right at 国道58号線      
4.4 mi
95.   Take the ramp on the right onto 沖縄自動車道
Toll road
      
28.2 mi
96.   Take exit 高速北中城ＩＣ toward 北中城・宜野湾
Toll road
      
0.5 mi
97.   Turn right at 県道29号線      
0.3 mi
98.   Turn left at 県道81号線      
0.3 mi
99.   Turn left at 国道330号線      
0.4 mi
100.   Continue on 普天間でいご通り/県道81号線
Continue to follow 県道81号線
Destination will be on the left

[/spoiler]

[Sam]

Oh, this one is fun:

Driving directions to Kaki
10,355 mi ââ,¬â€œ about 37 days 12 hours
   
[spoiler]1303 Dupwe Dr
Jonesboro, AR 72401
1.   Head southwest on Dupwe Dr toward Cenwood Dr      
112 ft
2.   Turn left to stay on Dupwe Dr      
0.6 mi
3.   Turn right at AR-226/Hidden Hill Circle/Woodsprings Rd      
0.1 mi
4.   Take the ramp onto AR-18 W/US-63 N
Continue to follow US-63 N
      
60.4 mi
5.   Continue on AR-175/E Main St/US-412B/US-62B/US-63B
Continue to follow US-63B
      
1.5 mi
6.   Continue straight onto US-63
Entering Missouri
      
75.4 mi
7.   Continue on US-60      
78.1 mi
8.   Continue on MO-360 W      
3.6 mi
9.   Take the exit onto I-44 W toward Tulsa      
50.6 mi
10.   Take exit 18B to merge onto US-71 N toward Kansas City/Carthage      
149 mi
11.   Merge onto I-70 W      
0.2 mi
12.   Continue on US-71 N (signs for St Joseph/I-35/US-71/Des Moines/I-29)      
0.2 mi
13.   Merge onto I-29 N
Entering Iowa
      
180 mi
14.   Take exit 1A to merge onto I-29 N toward Sioux City
Entering South Dakota
      
184 mi
15.   Take exit 84B to merge onto I-90 W
Passing through Wyoming, Montana, Idaho
Entering Washington
      
1,518 mi
16.   Take the exit onto I-405 N toward Everett/Bellevue      
3.6 mi
17.   Take the exit onto WA-520 W      
6.0 mi
18.   Take the Montlake Blvd exit      
0.5 mi
19.   Merge onto Montlake Blvd E/WA-513      
0.3 mi
20.   Turn left at NE Pacific St      
0.7 mi
21.   Continue on NE Northlake Way      
0.2 mi
22.   Turn left to stay on NE Northlake Way      
1.0 mi
23.   Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Hawaii
      
2,756 mi
24.   Slight right at Turtle Bay Hilton      
0.1 mi
25.   Turn left at Kuilima Dr      
0.5 mi
26.   Turn right at HI-83      
10.5 mi
27.   Continue on Joseph P Leong Hwy      
1.9 mi
28.   Slight right at HI-99/N Kamehameha Hwy
Continue to follow N Kamehameha Hwy
      
8.6 mi
29.   Merge onto I-H2 S via the ramp to Honolulu      
8.2 mi
30.   Merge onto I-H1 E      
4.5 mi
31.   Take exit 13B to merge onto HI-78 E/I-H201 E      
4.7 mi
32.   Merge onto I-H1 E      
3.8 mi
33.   Take exit 23 for Punahou St      
0.2 mi
34.   Turn right at Punahou St      
0.1 mi
35.   Turn right at S Beretania St      
0.1 mi
36.   Turn left at Kalakaua Ave      
1.9 mi
37.   Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Japan
      
3,879 mi
38.   Continue straight      
0.3 mi
39.   Turn right      
184 ft
40.   Turn left toward çÅ"Å'éÂ�“263Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.2 mi
41.   Turn left toward çÅ"Å'éÂ�“263Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.2 mi
42.   Turn right at çÅ"Å'éÂ�“263Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.3 mi
43.   Slight left to stay on çÅ"Å'éÂ�“263Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
200 ft
44.   Turn left to stay on çÅ"Å'éÂ�“263Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.3 mi
45.   Turn right at 国éÂ�“125Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.4 mi
46.   Turn left at 国éÂ�“354Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.4 mi
47.   Slight left to stay on 国éÂ�“354Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
2.0 mi
48.   Turn right to stay on 国éÂ�“354Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
1.0 mi
49.   Take the ramp to 常ç£Â�自動車éÂ�“
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0.3 mi
50.   Keep left at the fork, follow signs for æÂ�񄧪 and merge onto 常ç£Â�自動車éÂ�“
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23.8 mi
51.   Take exit 三éÆ'·ï¼ªï¼£ï¼´ toward é¦â€"éÆ'½é«˜ãÆ'»éŠâ,¬Ã¥ÂºÂ§Ã£Æ'»æ¹¾å²¸ç·š
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0.7 mi
52.   Merge onto é¦â€"éÆ'½é«˜éâ,¬Å¸6Ã¥Â�·ä¸‰éÆ'·ç·š
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5.7 mi
53.   Take exit å°Â�èÂ�…ＪＣＴ toward 湾岸線ãÆ'»éŠâ,¬Ã¥ÂºÂ§
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0.4 mi
54.   Merge onto é¦â€"éÆ'½é«˜éâ,¬Å¸Ã¤Â¸Â­Ã¥Â¤Â®Ã§â€™Â°Ã§Å Â¶Ã§Â·Å¡
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0.4 mi
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0.3 mi
56.   Merge onto é¦â€"éÆ'½é«˜éâ,¬Å¸6Ã¥Â�·åÂ�‘島線
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5.4 mi
57.   Take exit 江戸橋ＪＣＴ toward æâ€"°å®¿ãÆ'ȌÅ'â€"池袋
Toll road
      
0.4 mi
58.   Merge onto é¦â€"éÆ'½é«˜éâ,¬Å¸Ã©Æ'½å¿Æ'環状線
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3.8 mi
59.   Take exit è°·çâ€�ºï¼ªï¼£ï¼´ on the right toward æÂ�±åÂ�Â�ãÆ'»æ¸‹è°·
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0.3 mi
60.   Merge onto é¦â€"éÆ'½é«˜éâ,¬Å¸3Ã¥Â�·æ¸‹è°·ç·š
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6.9 mi
61.   Continue on æÂ�±åÂ�Â�高éâ,¬Å¸Ã©Â�“è·¯
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189 mi
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0.3 mi
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19.8 mi
64.   Take the ramp onto 伊勢湾岸自動車éÂ�“
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12.1 mi
65.   Take exit å››æâ€"¥å¸‚ＪＣＴ toward æÂ�±åÂ�Â�阪éÂ�“ãÆ'»å¤§é˜ªãÆ'»ä¼Šå‹¢éÂ�“
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0.6 mi
66.   Merge onto æÂ�±åÂ�Â�阪自動車éÂ�“
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13.8 mi
67.   Take exit äºâ,¬Ã¥Â±Â±Ã¯Â¼ÂªÃ¯Â¼Â£Ã¯Â¼Â´ toward æâ€"°åÂ�Â�神ãÆ'»äº¬éÆ'½ãÆ'»å¤§é˜ª
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0.6 mi
68.   Merge onto æâ€"°åÂ�Â�神高éâ,¬Å¸Ã©Â�“è·¯
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30.9 mi
69.   Take exit èÂ�‰æ´¥ï¼ªï¼£ï¼´ toward èÂ�‰æ´¥ï¼°ï¼¡ãÆ'ȌÂ�Â�神ãÆ'»äº¬æ»‹ãÆ'»äº¬éÆ'½ãÆ'»å¤§é˜ª
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0.2 mi
70.   Take exit èÂ�‰æ´¥ï¼°ï¼¡ on the right toward Ã¥Â�Â�神
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0.5 mi
71.   Merge onto Ã¥Â�Â�神高éâ,¬Å¸Ã©Â�“è·¯
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30.1 mi
72.   Take exit Ã¥Â�¹çâ€�°ï¼ªï¼£ï¼´ toward 中国éÂ�“ãÆ'»å±±éâ,,¢Â½Ã©Â�“ãÆ'»å®Â�å¡šãÆ'»å²¡å±±
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1.1 mi
73.   Merge onto 中国自動車éÂ�“
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18.8 mi
74.   Take exit 神戸ＪＣＴ toward å±±éâ,,¢Â½Ã©Â�“ãÆ'»å²¡å±±ãÆ'»å¾³å³¶
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0.9 mi
75.   Merge onto å±±éâ,,¢Â½Ã¨â€¡ÂªÃ¥â€¹â€¢Ã¨Â»Å Ã©Â�“
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192 mi
76.   Take exit 廿æâ€"¥å¸‚ＪＣＴ toward å±±éâ,,¢Â½Ã©Â�“ãÆ'»å²©å›½ãÆ'ȌÅ'â€"ä¹Â�å·ž
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0.7 mi
77.   Merge onto åºÆ'島岩国éÂ�“è·¯
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7.4 mi
78.   Take the ramp onto å±±éâ,,¢Â½Ã¨â€¡ÂªÃ¥â€¹â€¢Ã¨Â»Å Ã©Â�“
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59.4 mi
79.   Take exit å±±åÂ�£ï¼ªï¼£ï¼´ to merge onto 中国自動車éÂ�“
Toll road
      
40.5 mi
80.   Continue on éâ€"¢éâ€"â,¬Ã¦Â©â€¹
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5.9 mi
81.   Continue on ä¹Â�州自動車éÂ�“ (signs for ä¹Â�å·žéÂ�“ãÆ'»ç¦Â�岡ãÆ'»ç†ŠæÅ"¬)
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215 mi
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0.2 mi
83.   Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 鹿å…Â�島市è¡â€" and merge onto 国éÂ�“3Ã¥Â�·ç·š
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1.4 mi
84.   Slight left at çÅ"Å'éÂ�“24Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.4 mi
85.   Continue on 中洲éâ,¬Å¡Ã£â€šÅ       
1.1 mi
86.   Turn left at 国éÂ�“225Ã¥Â�·ç·š/éÅ'¦æ±Ÿéâ,¬Å¡Ã£â€šÅ       
0.4 mi
87.   Turn right at 城åÂ�â€"éâ,¬Å¡Ã£â€šÅ       
0.5 mi
88.   Turn left      
276 ft
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420 mi
90.   Continue straight      
456 ft
91.   Turn right toward 国éÂ�“449Ã¥Â�·ç·š/æÅ"ŽÆ'¨å¾ªç’°ç·š      
0.2 mi
92.   Slight right at 国éÂ�“449Ã¥Â�·ç·š/æÅ"ŽÆ'¨å¾ªç’°ç·š
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5.9 mi
93.   Turn right at 国éÂ�“449Ã¥Â�·ç·š/æÅ"ŽÆ'¨å¾ªç’°ç·š      
1.8 mi
94.   Turn right at 国éÂ�“58Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
4.4 mi
95.   Take the ramp on the right onto æ²â€"縄自動車éÂ�“
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28.2 mi
96.   Take exit 高éâ,¬Å¸Ã¥Å'â€"中城ＩＣ toward Ã¥Å'â€"中城ãÆ'»å®Å"野湾
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0.5 mi
97.   Turn right at çÅ"Å'éÂ�“29Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.3 mi
98.   Turn left at çÅ"Å'éÂ�“81Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.3 mi
99.   Turn left at 国éÂ�“330Ã¥Â�·ç·š      
0.4 mi
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my favorites are

23.   Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Hawaii

and

37.   Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Japan