what would be a quick easy painless way to kill myself

[Classic]

Cameron, no sir.

[FAMY2]

Carbon monoxide is probably the best way to do it. If I were going to do it, I'd start up the car while it's still in the garage and let the fumes build up. You'll go unconscious after a while, and if no one finds you, then you'll have been successful at something for the first time in your life.

Not that I've ever thought about this sort of thing before or anything. ^___^

But, if someone finds you too soon you will have a headache for days and it will fuck up your lungs.

[Slim]

But, if someone finds you too soon you will have a headache for days and it will fuck up your lungs.

Yeah, but if you want to die, you wouldn't really care.
You'd just have to go for a more extreme measure if you failed.

btw guys this is just a hypothetical for educational reasons he's not actually going to do it for all we know he's writing a paper on various suicide methods or something ^___^

[Tri4se]

btw guys this is just a hypothetical for educational reasons he's not actually going to do it for all we know he's writing a paper on various suicide methods or something ^___^

You're very optimistic. I like that. ^___^

[Slim]

You're very optimistic. I like that. ^___^

I like to see the sunny side of life--what can I say? ^______^

[Lotos]

Please don't do it

[Daddy]

New rule: I call the cops on anyone who posts further suicide threats.

[Feynman]

I can send you something.