do you like shitting

[ncba93ivyase]

So how long does the actual shitting process take you?

I don't know.

All I know is I sit there for half an hour, get up, and apparently the work is done. If it just eases out, that means my bowels love me.

[YPrrrr]

it's not like i wipe with them or anything
I would never play my DS with dirty hands.

What makes you think you're even going to be in there long enough to bring something to entertain yourself?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

What makes you think you're even going to be in there long enough to bring something to entertain yourself?

Usually the only reason I stay there that long is because I'm busy playing some game. I'm actually finished in about five minutes.

[YPrrrr]

Usually the only reason I stay there that long is because I'm busy playing some game. I'm actually finished in about five minutes.

You could just pause the game, take your shit, and play it in a room not used for defacating

[Kalahari Inkantation]

You could just pause the game, take your shit, and play it in a room not used for defacating

I guess... but I always think I'll be in the bathroom bored for hours, when in reality the only thing that keeps me there that long in the first place is the fact that I'm playing games.
hmm, maybe i should take your advice

[Dullahan]

If it's painful, then you're eating the wrong food.

oh, and yes, i like having stuff come out my butt

[Tri4se]

feels good man

[Feynman]

I can go in, take a crap in less than five minutes, and I'm out of there. I've never spent more time.

[guff]

i thought it was supposed to hurt 

[Hiro]

I'm doing it right now

[Samus Aran]

i never understood how shitting can take more than like 3 minutes unless you have diarrhea or you're constipated or something

[Nyerp]

Sometimes I take homework in and it adds about 30 minutes to poop time.

also i voted no oops