awkward sitautions you find yourself in often

[YPrrrr]

When I'm greeting someone, and they want to do the stupid "slide palms of hands" handshake, go in for the slide and turn it into a handshake.

Now, everyone I know that greets me shakes my hand.

Yeah, that sliding bullshit annoys the hell out of me

[ncba93ivyase]

When I'm greeting someone, and they want to do the stupid "slide palms of hands" handshake, go in for the slide and turn it into a handshake.

Now, everyone I know that greets me shakes my hand.

I try a crazy over-the-top handshake every time.

Sometimes they end with thumbwrestling.

[The artist formally known]

This happens to me all the time for some reason:

I'll say goodbye to someone but then we'll end up walking in the same direction after we said by and for some reason it's just really awkward. It's usually somoene I don't know well, otherwise I'd say something.

also when you laugh at your own joke and nobody else does ;-;

Situations like that aren't awkward if you make fun of them.

"Stop following me"

"You'll understand the joke when you get home."

[The artist formally known]

When you're walking around a corner and you see someone you're about to walk into, so you try to move out of the way, but they move the same direction, and you go back and forth a few times trying to get out of the way until you both suddenly stop moving at the same time and then you don't want it to happen again so you just stare at each other.

These are the moments I live for.

Once me and some guy did this for like 2 hours.

[Travis]

also something i just remembered, i always worry about meeting someone because I think i made a horrible first impression and they'll hate me