yo an ravanclaw

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AN: afta redin da hairy potty books (not rly i saw the mooviez lolololol) i desided 2 make mi own hary potty storee.
note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin

I wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo an sayed "watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?".

"nuttin much" i said "we gut no food".

"o turtle don cri"

"na mama i aint mad" i says. den i loked at da gund n said "i wish i had sum fried chinkin" den.......................... dere wuz fried chikin on da grion!!11111111111111

"yo buu wuz dat i smel" mi mama said. I lookd arund all snecky like and den i whispad "fried chikin" an it went away. i wuz scared but nut in a afrayed way. den i whispad again "fried chicken" and it appered agan!111 so den i desided 2 tri sumden out. "wattamelon" an dere it iz a big ol slice o watrmellon at mah fet. mah mam lend out da door agan "boi now i no i smel sumden". so den i leaned ova and wispad "fired chikin... wattamelon" an dey boat went away. i gut up an says 2 mi mama "lock mama!11 i aint gut nottin!11"

"but im so hundreh" sayed ma mama. den i felt sad. so i pointed mah finger at da grund an sayed "fried chikin" den a big ol bunmch of fired chikim appeerd. mi mama jumpt an scrammd. she ran in da house an slamed da door. "dun cum bak or ill shot ya!" she sayd. so i left.

so whadda think? IF U FLAM UR RASSIST.

[Geno]

I love you felt

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AN: im jus ritin dis now becuz i gut a butload o insparashun
den i went 2 hagwats. dena came out a no were an says "hey im harry potter". i turned an said "u aint harry potter!!11 i saw him in da movis!"

"i no but fo da audeance dey got a wite boi 2 play mi"

"wat i said.

"u herd mi"

"dem rassist ppl!"

i entred da big ol place were everabodi eatz an dey put da wiserd hat on mi hed and it says "yo in ravenclaw"

"hey daz were i stay" sed harry potter. den we both went to da room togedder. wen we were dere we saw the dumbldoor. an he turnt 2 mi an sez "welcum 2 skool distrect 7 (wateva dat meens). im ur dumbledoor."

hairy turnd t mi an seys "dis is da dumbledoor of da entire skool."

"hi mistr duumbledoor"

"yo can call mi alvin".

"ok alvin"

"goodbi" he sed an raned out on hiz broomstik.

"im sleepi" sed hairy potter

"butt its not even 12 o clock yet" i sed

"i no but tomorow we hav skool an ill sho u all de pretti girlz an how to play bromstiks"

"sho" i sed "do u lik 50 cent?"

"do u lik soulja boi?" sed harry

we were best frends.

[Samus Aran]

i'm not even going to try to read this

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i'm not even going to try to read this

rassist