I just opened all my stuff.

[Hiro]

...I feel so ashamed.

Now I'm really positive I'll become an hero before 18. 

[Terran SCV]

Don't worry Hiro

I'll die a happy adolescent 

If that doesn't help

I'll just pretend that life has the plugin for no respawn time

Voila! Hey everyone! I'm back!
...but not as a class of my choice (TF2 reference, lol)

[Hiro]

Don't worry Hiro

I'll die a happy adolescent 

If that doesn't help

I'll just pretend that life has the plugin for no respawn time

Voila! Hey everyone! I'm back!
...but not as a class of my choice (TF2 reference, lol)

don't do it
there's no reason for it
what if there's only one life to live

[Terran SCV]

don't do it
there's no reason for it
what if there's only one life to live

A text box just appeared in front of me

It says

"Congratulations! Your paranoia level has risen to 79!"
"You can now ponder about life and it's meanings while trying to cut your wrists."

[Hiro]

A text box just appeared in front of me

It says

"Congratulations! Your paranoia level has risen to 79!"

what? 

[Terran SCV]

what? 

I have revised my original post for clarification 

[Hiro]

I have revised my original post for clarification 

NOOOOOOOOOOOO  :'(

[Terran SCV]

that's what my family always does.

That seems like a good idea

I should try that sometime