why?

[Boyager]

While on the subject, why are women such whores?

Oh wah, my boyfriend broke up with me, I need some random hookup to make him jealous while simultaneously making my random hookup feel like shit when he learns this isn't going anywhere

Aww 

[Boyager]

Well, it's because women tend to lean towards the most guys they can find.
Look at me, I'm the nicest guy around and I've never been in a relationship. So, of course, guys want to look big and tough in order to get women because, as I've said, many tend to fall for the tough looking guys.

[Boyager]

Well, it's because women tend to lean towards the most guys they can find.
Look at me, I'm the nicest guy around and I've never been in a relationship. So, of course, guys want to look big and tough in order to get women because, as I've said, many tend to fall for the tough looking guys.

Not even just tough looking... girls love teasing, and the best people at teasing are usually assholes

[Boyager]

While on the subject, why are women such whores?

Oh wah, my boyfriend broke up with me, I need some random hookup to make him jealous while simultaneously making my random hookup feel like shit when he learns this isn't going anywhere

When does a hookup ever go somewhere? They're mutual one-night-stands. 


Also assholes are usually funny, that's why everyone likes them. 
Just look at me. I'm fucking hilarious and an asshole and have a lot of friends. It works!

[Boyager]

Not even just tough looking... girls love teasing, and the best people at teasing are usually assholes

Well, seemingly tough is what I should have said, my mistake.

[Boyager]

When does a hookup ever go somewhere? They're mutual one-night-stands. 

Only if both parties know it's only a hookup

[Boyager]

Only if both parties know it's only a hookup

When did this happen?

[Boyager]

When did this happen?

Not to me, but the girls on my floor do this frequently and wonder why the guys are calling them back and asking to hang out

[Boyager]

Not to me, but the girls on my floor do this frequently and wonder why the guys are calling them back and asking to hang out

Ew, amateurs.

[Boyager]

Only whores lean for assholes outside of the tv.

[Boyager]

Girls like tough looking guys because back in the day the tough guys got all the food, and the weak ones got eaten by lions. Tough guys generally workout and have lots of testosterone, which makes them aggressive assholes. Also, most girls find muscular looking men more attractive, and someones physical appearance is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet them, unless they're blind.

[Boyager]

it's okay if guys are assholes sometimes.
but it's stupid when there assholes all the time.
it's really actually unattractive when you meet and guy and he's an asshole.

[Boyager]

why do guys have assholes

[Boyager]

I'm not an asshole and I'm not muscular. I'll be lonely forever  

[Boyager]

Girls like tough looking guys because back in the day the tough guys got all the food, and the weak ones got eaten by lions. Tough guys generally workout and have lots of testosterone, which makes them aggressive assholes. Also, most girls find muscular looking men more attractive, and someones physical appearance is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet them, unless they're blind.

lack of testosterone causes more anger issues among males

i know since i am a malebiologist and study angry kewn fruits