Relationships and age

[Daddy]

who gives a shit how she parties god fucking damnit

only lusrs watch hp on parties

[Sam]

only lusrs watch hp on parties

so then what do you call the people who don't even go to parties?

[spoiler]jmvs  [/spoiler]

[Daddy]

so then what do you call the people who don't even go to parties?

[spoiler]jmvs  [/spoiler]

Damn straight.

[superclucky]

Damn straight.

would you go to my birthday party

[Det in F♯ Major]

would you go to my birthday party

can i throw you a birthday party

[Daddy]

would you go to my birthday party

yes

[Kalahari Inkantation]

so then what do you call the people who don't even go to parties?

[spoiler]jmvs  [/spoiler]

Sigh.

[Hippopo]

Umm.. No.

YOU'RE MINE! 

[Oh]

 It's official, Boyah now sucks 100%.

[Pyrate]

I like this thread.

[me003]

I feel fortunate that I don't party with you guys, as lame as my weekends may be.
Damn...I haven't been to a real party in so long. :'(

[The artist formally known]

Harry potter party, lol 

Isn't it illegal regardless if it was rape or not?

Yes, age of consent in America is 18 and so this is considered statutory rape.

[Sam]

I feel fortunate that I don't party with you guys, as lame as my weekends may be.
Damn...I haven't been to a real party in so long. :'(

it was a real party, dammit. 

[Feynman]

When I find a woman attractive, I just a good glimpse of them and never look at them again forever more, because I fear of getting too attached and I might find myself doing something stupid like expressing my feelings.

I don't believe in relationships, and I don't want to try anymore. I've given up a long time ago, and not much can change that. How do I satisfy my sexual desires? Masturbation seems to work fine, and you don't need a partner.

I'm keeping this up as long as I can. I'm not going to risk fucking myself up by going to parties and knocking up women.

[Det in F♯ Major]

When I find a woman attractive, I just a good glimpse of them and never look at them again forever more, because I fear of getting too attached and I might find myself doing something stupid like expressing my feelings.

I don't believe in relationships, and I don't want to try anymore. I've given up a long time ago, and not much can change that. How do I satisfy my sexual desires? Masturbation seems to work fine, and you don't need a partner.

I'm keeping this up as long as I can. I'm not going to risk fucking myself up by going to parties and knocking up women.

What would you do if Selena confessed her love for you?