Here, let's start a rousing game of "Would You Rather"...

[Classic]

That's a hard one since I'm already the first. 
I guess I'll go with #1.


Would you rather eat shit or vomit?

[Det in F♯ Major]

That's a hard one since I'm already the first. 
I guess I'll go with #1.


Would you rather eat shit or vomit?

I would rather vomit, since you didn't say 'eat vomit'.

Would you rather get lice and shave your head, getting rid of them, or shampoo them out, but live with a few (constantly)?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

eyesight so I wouldn't have to see your horrible grammatical mistakes anymore

would you rather be a woman in the Sudan or a jew in Iran (yay rhyming)

fux
i guess i'd be a jew

[Daddy]

I would rather vomit, since you didn't say 'eat vomit'.

Would you rather get lice and shave your head, getting rid of them, or shampoo them out, but live with a few (constantly)?

shave

i have hats.

[Tomboh]

I would rather vomit, since you didn't say 'eat vomit'.

Would you rather get lice and shave your head, getting rid of them, or shampoo them out, but live with a few (constantly)?

shampoo

would you rather have to pee out a golf ball or shit out a football?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

shampoo

would you rather have to pee out a golf ball or shit out a football?

I would pee out a golf ball.

I guess it would be early training for passing kidney stones.

Would you rather be eaten by a swarm of small animals, or torn to shreds by one huge animal?

[Lozal]

I would pee out a golf ball.

I guess it would be early training for passing kidney stones.

Would you rather be eaten by a swarm of small animals, or torn to shreds by one huge animal?

A giant animal, if I wouldn't survive either.