It's 1 AM and I'm wide awake

[Houdini]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN

[SBKT]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN

Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.

[Houdini]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN

Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.

No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.

[SBKT]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN

Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.

No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.

This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.

[Houdini]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN

Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.

No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.

This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.

Obviously you never took Bialgebra.

[LCK]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I had hot, orgasmic, gay sex on it with an anonymous man named Tyler
Mom: You're father's name is Tyler

[SBKT]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN

Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.

No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.

This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.

Obviously you never took Bialgebra.

But you forgot Furry-stein's theory of order, in which he states IF YOU FUCK A DISSECTED CAT, IT WILL DIE. THIS IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION..

[Houdini]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I had sex with a transvestite named Princess Richard on it.
Princess Richard: I also took a shit on it.

[SBKT]

Mom: Why are you throwing the blanket in the trash?
You: I just discovered the Cleveland sandwich.
King: *grins*

[LCK]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected my penis, and used the blanket to clean up the mess. Then I fed the remains to the cat.
Mom: I dissected the cat and fed it to your homosexual father named Tyler

[Houdini]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN

Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.

No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.

This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.

Obviously you never took Bialgebra.

But you forgot Furry-stein's theory of order, in which he states IF YOU FUCK A DISSECTED CAT, IT WILL DIE. THIS IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION..

Steven Whacking disproved that statement, concluding that fuckage of a properly dissected cat cauterizes major wounds and rejuvenates the cat.

[SBKT]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN

Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.

No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.

This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.

Obviously you never took Bialgebra.

But you forgot Furry-stein's theory of order, in which he states IF YOU FUCK A DISSECTED CAT, IT WILL DIE. THIS IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION..

Steven Whacking disproved that statement, concluding that fuckage of a properly dissected cat cauterizes major wounds and rejuvenates the cat.

Steven Whacking also set his dick on fire before any fuckage, which would normally kill someone.

[Houdini]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: It's old and dirty.
Mom: Maybe I should try washing it first.

[Houdini]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN

Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.

No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.

This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.

Obviously you never took Bialgebra.

But you forgot Furry-stein's theory of order, in which he states IF YOU FUCK A DISSECTED CAT, IT WILL DIE. THIS IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION..

Steven Whacking disproved that statement, concluding that fuckage of a properly dissected cat cauterizes major wounds and rejuvenates the cat.

Steven Whacking also set his dick on fire before any fuckage, which would normally kill someone.

So? Prickolai Testela did too.