Guess what I touched today

[The spy who loves you]

And last night while we were makin love, I touched a dream.

[Staplerlock]

I touched the presidents heart and convinced him to lower taxes so i could get my operation..*cough*

[Lotos]

And they managed to open several cages.

They're smarter than my dog

[bluaki]

They're smarter than my dog

Dogs are stupid creatures.

[Nyerp]

Dogs are stupid creatures.

THE DOGS ARE OUT TO GET ME! EVERY TIME I GO NEAR ONE IT TRIES TO KILL ME! I HAVE SEEN EVERY SINGLE DOG, SO DO NOT QUESTION ME!

[ME##]

Dogs are stupid creatures.

How so? 

[bluaki]

THE DOGS ARE OUT TO GET ME! EVERY TIME I GO NEAR ONE IT TRIES TO KILL ME! I HAVE SEEN EVERY SINGLE DOG, SO DO NOT QUESTION ME!

huh
I've had bad experiences with some dogs, not at all saying every single dog ever would try to kill me.

[Samus Aran]

huh
I've had bad experiences with some dogs, not at all saying every single dog ever would try to kill me.

i like how you conveniently "overlooked" me866888868886866's query

[Classic]

I touched a dick.

[YPrrrr]

I touched a dick.

First person or third

[Classic]

First person or third

Both.