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Funniest thing you heard today

Started by strongbad, November 03, 2008, 03:21:35 PM

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We were playing  Mafia as a group for an intro to our next unit, and this kid, John, accuses another girl of being in the mafia. When asked why he made the acusation, he said, "Well, she keeps acusing people who obviously aren't in the mafia, and she is from the middle east...". The class just lost it there. John had the biggest facepalm ever, and he wasn't trying to be racist, as he was going to lead into something about how they have a larger mafia there but it was awesome

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I was in the waiting room at the Local Employment Center and some bum came in and asked the lady at the desk "Does the police come here often?" really loud.

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when i was being funny in spanish and we had to write why people hated things when they were younger (in spanish). so i just made my friends bullshit the answers like "paco and jose hated riding bicycles when they were younger because they have no legs; my mom collected stuffed animals because she had no friends; my brother liked hockey because he could beat players on the other team with his hockeystick", etc. i hope senora doesn't notice we did that. X:

also rehearsal is always luls for some reason. except today castmate yelled at me for reacting wrong to situation and i felt completely stupid and embarrassed. ;-;
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Quote from: Detonator on November 03, 2008, 03:29:47 PM
when i was being funny in spanish and we had to write why people hated things when they were younger (in spanish). so i just made my friends bullshit the answers like "paco and jose hated riding bicycles when they were younger because they have no legs; my mom collected stuffed animals because she had no friends; my brother liked hockey because he could beat players on the other team with his hockeystick", etc. i hope senora doesn't notice we did that. X:

also rehearsal is always luls for some reason. except today castmate yelled at me for reacting wrong to situation and i felt completely stupid and embarrassed. ;-;
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