heheheheh

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

So all the girls in the drama club were pumped to see the new twilight movie, and that's all the fricken talk about

"blahblah twilight

waaaaaaah whats his name isn't s'posed to look like that

omg vampires are hot"

I swear it gets on my nerves. Anyways...

This one broad calls the local movie theater to see about when the midnight showing is

(jesus christ it's at midnight you dumb broad)

She hangs up the phone and starts to cry

"Awwwww whats wrong baby?"

"*sniff* The movie theater isn't *snif* the twilight movie"

AND THEN ALL THE GIRLS CRY

OH MY GOD I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

"WHY?? WHY ISN'T IT GETTING THE MOVIE?!!?"

"KINSTON SUCKS"

'BAWWWWWWWWWWW"


So yeah, things that only dicks would laugh at.

[Hensa]

Listening to people talk about that book makes me wanna bop em

[Samus Aran]

i would've laughed at that too, honestly

[Daddy]

I'm dizzy.

Uhm, drama club.