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[Boyager]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how I sucked off my grandpappy and had then snowballed his cum back into his mouth while my cousin vinny shoved a live hamster into my anus but it got stuck and clawed at my insides and i had to go to the ER and then Social Services had to take me away because i was yet a youngling and could not accept the heavy burden of taking on such a task as taking the ring to mount doom and after a long time of vomiting on myself in a dark corner of the orphanage i was adopted by uncle phil and he took me to california and i became the prince of Bel-Air.

[Boyager]

yeah i didn't like this thread much either