Anon BMX discussion

[Boyager]

BMX bike I want;

Current bike I have;


I need a new bike. Preferably a BMX bike.

Should I ask my parents for a $300 bike for Christmas? 

[Boyager]

WHY IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU GETTING A NEW BIKE

THE BEAUTIFUL ORANGE GODDESS IS ALL A MAN SHOULD WANT.

[Boyager]

WHY IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU GETTING A NEW BIKE

THE BEAUTIFUL ORANGE GODDESS IS ALL A MAN SHOULD WANT.

My friends told me to get a new bike because my Schwinn is gay. I also want a BMX bike.

[Boyager]

What about this one?

[Boyager]

i lold at the orange one

[Boyager]

get the white one

but if you sell your orange bike of awesomeness, i will kill you

[Boyager]

get a unicycle

[Boyager]

The white bike's $350. Think my parents will get it for me?

[Boyager]

With tax and shipping it's over $400.

[Boyager]

My tire exploded.