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[Nyerp]

omg

today i went to the doctor and a man touched my testicles and told me to turn my head cough

anyway yeah it turns out i don't actually have diabetes and most of my problems are related to my weight and stuff

going to a nutritionist or cardiovascular doctor or whatever

yep

[spoiler]I'M SO FUCKING RELIEVED GOD WHY AM I SO PAIR 'O NOID [/spoiler]

Have you been keeping the good doctor away by building a fort made of apples that you add to every day?

[The spy who loves you]

you should try losing weight

Yeah I'm pretty healthy.

[russell]

no but I brush my teeth sometimes

[ME##]

Well, I hope you get a little healthier.

no but I brush my teeth sometimes

what do you do the other times?

[the shortest route to the sea]

I've been thinking that I'm a little overweight, but it only seems that way because my tummy sticks out a little because my back's a bit arched. I actually see too much of my ribs.

Success!