Am I weird for this? Part 3

[Boyager]

Sometimes I like to take a hot needle and slowly push it into the very tip of my penis while a line of Lithuanian women take turns slapping my ass. Sometimes I follow up on this activity with a Scottish folk dance whilst a midget shoves Barcardi bottles up my anus.

[Boyager]

If the needle's rusted, then not at all. That's simply having fun. Otherwise, that's a bit odd.

[Boyager]

yes

[Boyager]

sometimes i like to sit in my car. 

[Boyager]

no, not weird at all

[Boyager]

sometimes i like to sit in my car. 

jesus christ what the fuck
something is seriously mentally wrong with you, get some help

[Boyager]

sometimes i like to sit in my car. 

you SICK FUCK