hey guys

[Hippopo]

Oh man.. That reminds me... I have to dress up this weekend. 

Oh, and no, I don't like to wear it.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

When I'm about to make sweet sweet loving to your mother, I always show up in a tuxedo with tails. I knock on the door and when she opens it, she's wearing that skimpy little number she hides in the back of her closet so you kids don't see. Black lace with pink flowers where her nipples are. It's kind of funny, because her nipples always smell of fresh cut roses. I toss my top hat on the bed and she drops her clothes. She then proceeds to use her mouth to undress all of my clothing. First, she goes for my coat. It's a nice coat, so I don't want her to get her spit all over it, but she does it so erotically I almost don't care. Then she goes for my pants; she has a bit of a problem with the belt, but when I try to help her, she just bites at my hand playfully. Oh god, she knows what buttons to push. After she gets off my pants, she goes for my tie. I'm at the point now where it's all just a blur of ecstasy and passion.

Once our clothes are off, we hit a line of coke each. She always knows where to find the good stuff. I wipe the blood from my nose, then I lick her nose clean. Jesus Christ, even her blood is sexy. I spread her legs open and lick her so carefully, making sure I press all the buttons on her vagina. I raise up, and I notice my monocle has been lodged in her big beautiful black pussy. I hook the chain with my cock and yank it out. Then, we spend an entire night hooked together in hot and sweaty sex.