Boyah Gets Zombified: Mariofreak + Penis = Fantastic Chapter

[Wrench]

Leaving Sharlene in the crotch of the zombie was good.  china;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Three: Bassir Dies

Bassir dies.

[mariofreak55]

BESTSEST

[Wrench]

So fucking creative.  v;

[Feynman]

FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING, FINALLY FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING.

[SBKT]

FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING, FINALLY FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING.

Na na na na... NA NA NA NA. HEY HEY HEY. GOOD BYE.

[Wrench]

FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING, FINALLY FUCKING DAMMIT FUCKING.

I'll bring you back alive. 

[ClassicTyler]

See you in Hell, Bassir.

ANDREW, WHY DID I HAVE TO DIE!?
WHO WILL WATER MY BEAUTIFUL ORGASMIC GARDEN!?

[SBKT]

See you in Hell, Bassir.

ANDREW, WHY DID I HAVE TO DIE!?
WHO WILL WATER MY BEAUTIFUL ORGASMIC GARDEN!?

I will, with my piss.

Or SM.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Four: The Mall

The survivors of the zombie outbreak reached the mall and entered inside. They locked the doors to get inside, locking out the deadly zombies. Andrew1911 said, "Alright, gang... Now, in zombie movies, there's still got to be one zombie left over in the mall so look out and make sure to not get eaten by that one. It would really suck to make it all the way to a mall and just end up eaten alive by a zombie." Mariofreak said, "Alright, I'm just going to stand at the entrance of this dark hallway to keep an eye out for this zombie..."

As Mariofreak finished his sentence, a zombie popped out of the dark hallway and began to chew Mariofreak's eyes. Mariofreak screamed, "AHH! THE ZOMBIE! HE'S IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AHHHHHH!" Kaz grabbed a flower pot and smashed Mariofreak to the ground. Mariofreak collapsed. The zombie continued to chew on Mariofreak's eyes when Riosan grabbed a large, metal spike and shoved it through the zombie's head. The zombie stopped moving and our heroes went deathly silent. Andrew1911 finally muttered, "That was cool. Anyway, let's burn the bodies before they come back. Don't want to take no chances, obviously."

Mariofreak opened his eyes and dived onto Andrew1911. He tried to bite Andrew's arm but Kaz grabbed the metal spike from the zombie's head and shoved it through Mariofreak's head. The end of the spike nearly hit Andrew1911's face. Mariofreak fell to the ground instantly. Andrew1911 said, "Well, as you can see, they follow Dawn of the Dead rules, not 28 Days Later rules. So, get 'em in the head, they die. Burn 'em, they die. If they bite you, you become one of them. So, let's burn these bastards."

Our heroes grabbed supplies from the food court and began to burn Mariofreak and the zombie's bodies. They grabbed the charred remains and headed to the roof. LCK grabbed the bodies and threw them over. LCK said, "Well, maybe, zombies enjoy cooked meat. It's a little burnt, though... Ha. I made a funny." Andrew1911 said, "That wasn't funny, dumbass. Just shut up." LCK frowned, "Yes, sir."

[mariofreak55]

...

:'(

[Samus Aran]

Holy fuck I'm awesome.  shlick;