Silly things you thought as a child

[laskfn]

I REMEMBER THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ^___________^

well...you liked to pet children and vomit on desks so aslkfnalskfnaslkfna

[Det in F♯ Major]

well...you liked to pet children and vomit on desks so aslkfnalskfnaslkfna

fuck you i never made fun of you :'(

[Selkie]

I also always thought there as a big troll guy in elevator shafts that pulled them up and down.

[Samus Aran]

I also always thought there as a big troll guy in elevator shafts that pulled them up and down.

Reminds me of the kind of things Calvin's dad tells him in Calvin & Hobbes. Like that the sun is actually only the size of a quarter, that wind is caused by trees sneezing, and that there's a man sitting inside every ATM machine that pushes the money out.

[j o e i n c]

a 'gas powered' gun used  propane

[Skylark]

I thought that if you didn't go to bed the sun would never come up
I also thought that The United States was shaped like Arizona and if you didn't say the pledge of allegiance you would get kicked out of the country but I think my sister told me that.

[Samus Aran]

also when i was little i thought there was something wrong with me because i was uncircumcised but my stepbrother wasn't and he told me that penises aren't supposed to look like that

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i thoughe sex was gross

[Pyrate]

I used to think there were guys sitting inside traffic lights, changing them.

[Daddy]

I USED TO THINK THEY ONLY FED YOU BREAD AND WATER IN JAIL

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I USED TO THINK THEY ONLY FED YOU BREAD AND WATER IN JAIL

Me too.

[laskfn]

i used to think i was the ultimate power ranger and my imaginary friends were the actual characters lawl

[ME##]

I USED TO THINK THEY ONLY FED YOU BREAD AND WATER IN JAIL

lol
Somebody told me that they gave you salt water and bread.

i used to think i was the ultimate power ranger and my imaginary friends were the actual characters lawl

I had an action figure of the red one I think, his head flipped into his chest and you saw his unmasked face if I recall correctly lol.

[laskfn]

lol
Somebody told me that they gave you salt water and bread.
I had an action figure of the red one I think, his head flipped into his chest and you saw his unmasked face if I recall correctly lol.

i have all of them  edumacate; EVEN 2 BLACK AND 2 RED (i was quite rough with them)

i made them fight and i called it the "hi-ya!" game

[j o e i n c]

I USED TO THINK THEY ONLY FED YOU BREAD AND WATER IN JAIL

they should