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Started by Nyerp, October 07, 2008, 05:34:38 PM

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Nyerp

October 07, 2008, 05:34:38 PM
Tonight, as I was walking down the stairs, I heard...

I heard...

...laughing, coming from the kitchen.

As I peered in, I noticed my mother, father, and sister.

They were just...so engrossed in something, so deeply entertained...I thought it was harmless.

But, but then my mother maneuvered herself away from whatever was on the counter.

That's when I saw it.

A laptop, with a webpage opened. No ordinary webpage, either.

It was...the lolcats.

I screamed. My running for the door was in vain.

I CAN HAS CHEESEBURGER grabbed me by the collar, and soon enough THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS was stomping my skull into the stairs.

In my last moments, I saw my family surrounding the scene, the blank stares in their soulless eyes, the murderous grins on their faces.

Then I saw him. The one behind it all. RAILCAT looked into my soul and saw every shred of humanity being siphoned out of me.

I started laughing, too.

[spoiler]itt stupid internet stuff your family members do.[/spoiler]

Kalahari Inkantation

October 07, 2008, 05:36:39 PM #1
spend all day watching retarded random kawaii ~_^ naruto videos goonish

Wrench

October 07, 2008, 05:37:50 PM #2
My mom uses Internet Explorer. smithicide;

Kalahari Inkantation

October 07, 2008, 05:38:17 PM #3

Det in F♯ Major

October 07, 2008, 05:39:56 PM #4
my mom doesn't even know how to use a computer  doodthing;
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Hiro

October 07, 2008, 05:40:48 PM #5
One of my sisters likes lol cats and memes from before 4chan. The rest of my family acts like a typical person that only reads chain messages and generally has a tough time doing simple things on a computer

Ezloﺕ

October 07, 2008, 05:41:24 PM #6
Quote from: Maggie and the Ferocious Beast on October 07, 2008, 05:39:56 PM
my mom doesn't even know how to use a computer  doodthing;
yeah same with me
:)

guff

October 07, 2008, 05:47:17 PM #7
my mom's dead thanks a lot jerks

ME##

October 07, 2008, 05:48:33 PM #8
my mom used netscape navigator for like three years before switching to firefox lol

Wrench

October 07, 2008, 05:48:39 PM #9

Ezloﺕ

October 07, 2008, 05:50:06 PM #10
Quote from: Commodore Guff on October 07, 2008, 05:47:17 PM
my mom's dead thanks a lot jerks
does she send you emails from where ever she is?

i know this guys friends cousins step-brother who said he received an email from the dead
:)

wawi

October 07, 2008, 06:27:01 PM #11
My brother knows some memes because of these two forums that he visits, but he doesn't post. Other than that, there really isn't any.

Samus Aran

October 07, 2008, 06:38:12 PM #12
My friend Kevin recently said "i herd u liek mudkipz" and thought it was hilarious. smithicide;
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