Leg cramps

[Samus Aran]

32 hours a day

[Kalahari Inkantation]

yes...14 times in the same spot

;(

[Daddy]

i once got my penis stuck in my zipper

that hurt

[LCK]

i once got my penis stuck in my zipper

that hurt

oh my god one time i got my penis slammed in an oak toy box

[Sam]

This is pprobably not even close to the same deal, but when I have awful shin splints from sprinting in track, I found this cream that tingles on your legs and makes them feel really good. Look for it.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

oh my god one time i got my penis slammed in an oak toy box

i fucking lol'd
How did that happen?

[LCK]

i fucking lol'd
How did that happen?

i was taking a bath once when i was younger, and as i was getting undressed i was like "hey i want some toys"
so i ran to the toy box naked and i'm not really sure how my penis got between the cover and the box but it did and it hurt;-;

[Nyerp]

i get those sometimes

i have to rub

[Pele]

i get those sometimes

i have to rub

i'd suggest icy hot but getting that on your balls is terrible

[Ezloﺕ]

the dedication det puts in cannot be matched