i lol'd

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also my health teacher in 7th grade was crazy and she jumped on our desk and it flipped over

[superclucky]

HE PULLED OUT BEFORE BUSTING A LOAD IN ANOTHER MAN'S ASS

JMV had a dream on pulling out, luls.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also she says the word "penis" at least once daily and we're only talking about mental health

[the shortest route to the sea]

Uh, the old health teacher used a banana to demonstrate a condom

But my physics teacher demonstrated the diffraction of water by shining a light through a gallon jug with a hole in the side, so the light went out the hole and with the stream of water. But then the whole liquid was turning red, and we were like, "Shit...is the light still in there?" Turns out, he had put koolaid in the water.

[Wrench]

Last year for one quarter, I had a hilarious teacher. He lit his hand, my $10 bill, and his markerboard on fire. My $10 bill had no burn marks or anything from it. It was amazing. Too bad he got fired for dating a student.